Pop Culture in Review: 1992
  • Pop Culture in Review: 1992


    Alright guys, we’re switching back over to a non-scrapbook view for a moment.

    As we leave the year 1992, we must explore the most important pop culture events of the year. 1992 sure was an interesting time. Sure, the 4 decades of Russian Roulette that was the Cold War had finally ended with the Soviet Union dropping dead the year before - but not all was well in the world. Between the riots on the streets of Los Angeles in the name of justice, to the civil war and ethnic cleansing in the disintegrating Yugoslavia - 1992 was a year of ups and downs. This can be reflected in pop culture.

    We will basically run down everything as possible, including movies, television shows, popular music, cartoons and anime, and finally video games. With that let’s get started.

    The Highest Grossing Films of 1992
    1. Aladdin (Walt Disney Pictures/Buena Vista Pictures Distribution) ($504,050,219)
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    Disney is back at it again with another masterpiece of the Disney Renaissance era, Aladdin. Adopting the One Thousand and One Nights tale to life - this film tells the tale of the eponymous street urchin who discovers a genie in a magic lamp (famously voiced by Robin Williams) - who leads him on a rags to riches journey to win the heart of the Sultan’s free-spirited Princess Jasmine. All the while, the Sultan’s evil vizier Jafar plots to steal the magic lamp for his own gain.

    With its dazzling animation that meshes 2D animation with 3D computer animation, unforgettable songs and music score by Alan Menken, Tim Rice, and the late Howard Ashman, and compelling storytelling, Aladdin has become an instant classic amongst the various films of the Disney Renaissance.
    1. The Bodyguard (Warner Bros. Pictures) ($411,006,740)
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    Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner star in this romantic drama thriller - with Costner playing an ex-Secret Service agent now gaining work as a professional bodyguard. He finds work protecting a Hollywood actress and music pop star - played by Houston - who is being harassed by a creepy stalker.

    Critics were not particularly kind to this film. Much of the criticisms were directed towards the contrived plot, and also the chemistry between Houston and Costner being uninspired and unconvincing. Really, if there’s anything the film’s defenders and detractors can agree on - it’s that the film’s soundtrack is absolutely stellar. Apart from you-know-what, there’s also the soulful “I Have Nothing” and “Run to You”. It is no surprise that the film’s soundtrack eventually went on to become the best-selling soundtrack album of all time.
    1. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (20th Century Fox) ($358,994,850)
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    The sequel to the 1990 holiday classic features Kevin McCallister getting into trouble once again - this time where he is accidentally sent to New York while the rest of his family are on vacation in Florida. There, he just so happens to also run into the Wet Bandits - who escaped from prison during a riot. And he must also face a scary-looking old person who later turns out to be a kind-hearted soul. Do you see the problem?

    Basically, one of the main criticisms of the film is that like many sequels - it’s too similar to the first one in an effort to recapture its magic. There was also criticism that the film upped the ante when it came to its slapstick violence compared to the first film - which while funny in the context of cartoons - merely comes across as brutal in live-action. Nevertheless, reception to the film in the years after its release would become more positive - with some claiming that Lost in New York executed ideas better than the first, as well as praise directed towards Tim Curry’s always-camp performance.
    1. Basic Instinct (Carolco Pictures/TriStar Pictures/Sony Pictures Releasing) ($352,927,224)
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    This erotic thriller gained much controversy upon its release for its graphic violence and sexualized imagery. The film stars Michael Douglas as police detective Nick Curran - on the hunt for the perpetrator of a rock musician’s brutal murder. However, after finding who he believes to be the prime suspect - crime novelist Catherine Tramell (played by 90s sex symbol Sharon Stone) - he becomes enveloped in a passionate love affair with her. Much ensues.

    This film would receive polarizing reviews - particularly for its explicit nature and provocative themes. While Basic Instinct for its daring and unapologetic approach to storytelling, and Sharon Stone was praised for her captivating performance as Catherine Tramell, others decried it for its gratuitous violence and sexual content, accusing it of crossing the line into sensationalism.
    1. Lethal Weapon 3 (Warner Bros. Pictures) ($321,731,527)
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    Another installment in the cash-cow Lethal Weapon franchise, this time Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh are up against their next big threat– an enigmatic arms dealer known as "The Viper." As they chase down leads in a high-stakes battle, the duo uncover a web of corruption involving powerful figures.

    While critics and audiences agreed that the film was fun to watch in its own right, some have felt that the magic of the franchise is starting to slip up compared to the first two Lethal Weapon films. The film has all the action-packed moments the franchise is known for and the dialogue is quite witty, yet some believe that the franchise is starting to lose its luster. Only time will tell.
    1. Batman Returns (Warner Bros. Pictures) ($266,822,354)
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    The sequel to Tim Burton’s version of Batman (1989) significantly darkens the tone of the already edgier interpretation of the Dark Knight. In this film, Batman is in conflict with a deformed criminal known as the Penguin and his ally - corrupt industrialist Max Schreck - who both try to take control of Gotham City through a mayoral election. All the while, a disgruntled ex-secretary of Schreck - Selina Kyle - seeks revenge after Schreck’s attempt to murder her for discovering his plans results in her transformation into the aggressive and seductive Catwoman.

    Batman Returns received praise for its acting - with Michelle Pfeiffer’s role as Catwoman earning universal praise - but also criticism for its plot, with some arcs feeling disjointed and the ending rushed. There was also backlash against the darker and more violent content compared to its predecessor - which played a role in the film’s relative underperformance. It also alienated high-profile marketing partners such as McDonald’s - which pulled their Happy Meal tie-ins for the film. Nevertheless, the film is becoming more appreciated as we speak.
    1. A Few Good Men (Columbia Pictures/Sony Pictures Releasing) ($243,240,178)
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    This critically-acclaimed legal drama follows JAG Corps lawyers Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee (Tom Cruise) and Lieutenant Commander Joanne Galloway (Demi Moore) as they prepare a case for two U.S. Marines being court-martialed for the supposed murder of their fellow Marine.

    Rob Reiner's direction and Aaron Sorkin's sharp screenplay bring this thought-provoking legal thriller to life, leaving audiences riveted by the performances of its talented cast and the moral quandaries it raises. This enduring film serves as a powerful reminder that the pursuit of justice often requires unwavering dedication, even in the face of formidable adversaries and the unsettling truths that lie beneath the surface of honor-bound institutions.
    1. Sister Act (Touchstone Pictures/Buena Vista Pictures Distribution) ($231,605,150)
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    Starring Whoopi Goldberg, this fun comedy became an instant classic upon its release in 1992. Goldberg shines as Deloris Van Cartier, a lounge singer forced to go undercover as a nun after witnessing a murder. Overtime, her trials and tribulations mark her transformation from a self-centered diva to a caring sister both hilarious and heartwarming.

    Sister Act masterfully blends humor, music, and a dose of spirituality, making it a timeless feel-good movie that continues to entertain audiences of all ages. With a strong supporting cast and a soundtrack filled with unforgettable tunes, this film remains an enduring favorite that captures the joy of redemption, friendship, and the power of music.
    1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (Columbia Pictures/Sony Pictures Releasing) ($215,862,692)
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    The renowned Francis Ford Coppola’s take on the classic horror icon has the makings of a classic in the realm of vampire cinema. This film reimagines the age-old tale of Count Dracula with a blend of sensuality, horror, and romanticism. With the addition of excellent performances by Gary Oldman as the enigmatic Count and Winona Ryder as Mina Harker, a striking visual style thanks to the work of production designer Thomas E. Sanders and costume designer Eiko Ishioka, use of terrifying and grotesque practical effects and makeup overseen by Greg Cannom - the film is a fantastic work of dark, gothic cinema.

    The film received favorable reviews from critics, but was not without its flaws. These included Keanu Reeves’ subpar and miscast performance, along with the film not being totally faithful to the original source material. Nevertheless, Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula remains a captivating and influential cinematic achievement.
    1. Wayne’s World (Paramount Pictures) ($183,097,323)
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    Based on the Saturday Night Live sketches, the film captured the essence of the beloved sketches and brought them to life on the big screen with an irreverent and comedic flair. Myers, who played the titular Wayne Campbell, and Carvey, his sidekick Garth Algar, delivered pitch-perfect performances that solidified their places in comedy history. Their chemistry and hilarious antics as two rock 'n' roll enthusiasts who host their public access TV show, Wayne's World, resonated with audiences, making the film an instant hit.

    The movie's memorable catchphrases, iconic scenes like the "Bohemian Rhapsody" car sing-along, and its ability to break the fourth wall made it a unique and endlessly quotable experience. Directed by Penelope Spheeris, the film managed to blend satire and slapstick humor with a genuine affection for its characters, creating a timeless comedy that continues to entertain and connect with new generations of fans.

    Other Notable Films in 1992

    My Cousin Vinny
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    This witty comedy about two lawyers arrested for a murder they did not commit was praised by critics and audiences alike for its sharp humor and excellent delivery by Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei. It’s also noted for its legal accuracy with its depiction of voir dire and cross examination.

    White Men Can’t Jump (20th Century Fox)

    In this sports comedy, a partnership forms between black and white street basketball hustlers as they team up to enhance their odds of winning cash both in street court games and a basketball tournament. Clever, cool, funny, and all-around entertaining to watch, this film would become a sleeper hit.

    Beethoven (Universal Pictures)

    Although it received little love from critics, audiences adored this cute, light-hearted family comedy about a family taking care of a runaway dog for its charm and sweetness. A worthy 90s cult classic.

    Thunderheart (TriStar Pictures/Sony Pictures Releasing)

    A harrowing Neo-Western tale about the 1973 Wounded Knee standoff, Thunderheart offers a gripping and thought-provoking exploration of Native American struggles and identity in the modern era. Thunderheart masterfully combines suspenseful storytelling with a poignant social commentary, shedding light on historical and contemporary issues while delivering a powerful cinematic experience.

    Alien 3 (20th Century Fox)

    The third installment of the Alien franchise, Alien 3 marked a significant departure from its predecessors in terms of tone and setting. The movie took the series to a bleak, maximum-security prison planet, where the xenomorph menace once again terrorizes Ellen Ripley. Unfortunately, this installment had a rocky production history - and was plagued by executive interference and creative setbacks. The final product was ultimately deemed inferior to the film’s pre-POD predecessors. Where this would lead the Alien franchise would be up in the air for now.

    A League of Their Own (Columbia Pictures/Sony Pictures Releasing)

    This heartwarming and inspiring sports drama tells the captivating story of the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League (AAGPBL) during World War II. With an ensemble cast including Geena Davis, Tom Hanks, Madonna, and Rosie O'Donnell, and its strong focus on female empowerment, camaraderie, and the challenges faced by women in a male-dominated world of sports, the movie not only celebrates the history of women in baseball but also addresses broader themes of resilience and teamwork.

    Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (Walt Disney Pictures/Buena Vista Pictures Distribution)

    A sequel to the unexpected hit family film Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, continued the zany adventures of inventor Wayne Szalinski, portrayed by Rick Moranis. This installment now has Wayne accidentally enlarge his toddler son, Adam, into a giant. The film was praised for its special effects work, but also criticism for its overreliance on a gimmicky premise.

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer (20th Century Fox)

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer introduced audiences to a high school cheerleader-turned-vampire slayer, Buffy Summers. While the movie leaned into campy humor and horror elements, it also laid the foundation for the strong-willed and empowered character of Buffy, who would go on to become an iconic figure in pop culture.

    3 Ninjas (Touchstone Pictures/Buena Vista Pictures Distribution)

    This cheesy yet fun family action-comedy film is about three young brothers who learn martial arts from their Japanese grandfather. While it may not have achieved critical acclaim, 3 Ninjas combines the charm of youthful adventure with martial arts action, appealing to a young audience's sense of empowerment and fun.

    The Last of the Mohicans (20th Century Fox)

    Directed by Michael Mann, The Last of the Mohicans is a visually stunning and emotionally gripping historical epic set against the backdrop of the French and Indian War. Acclaimed for its breathtaking cinematography, evocative score, and intense action sequences, The Last of the Mohicans immerses viewers in a visceral tale of love, courage, and survival.

    The Mighty Ducks (Walt Disney Pictures/Buena Vista Pictures Distribution)

    This heartwarming sports comedy tells the story of a down-and-out lawyer who is forced to coach a ragtag youth hockey team as part of his community service sentence. Through its humor, memorable characters, and feel-good message, The Mighty Ducks became a beloved sports film that resonated with audiences, inspiring a successful franchise and even the formation of an NHL team, the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.

    Reservoir Dogs (Miramax Films)

    The feature-length debut of promising film director Quentin Tarantino, this stylish and ultra-violent crime thriller, set mostly in a single location, introduced audiences to Tarantino's unique storytelling style, marked by non-linear narrative, sharp dialogue, and eclectic pop culture references. Reservoir Dogs has quickly gained cult status for its storytelling, soundtrack, and willingness to confront the audience with moral ambiguity.

    Malcolm X (Warner Bros. Pictures)

    Spike Lee’s Malcolm X traces the life journey of influential civil rights leader Malcolm X, from his early years as a small-time criminal to his transformation into a prominent advocate for African American rights and empowerment. The film not only serves as a biographical epic but also delves deep into the social and political upheaval of the era, offering a thought-provoking exploration of race, identity, and the struggle for equality.

    The State of Television in 1992

    In the past few years up to 1992, the state of television has shifted and stirred. Not only has the rise of cable challenged the “Big Three” major television networks - ABC, NBC, and CBS - but new broadcast networks such as the Fox Television Network have challenged the field of television so long championed by the Big Three. As a result of this increase in viewing options - the content shown on television has become less constrained and uptight, and more edgy and raunchy.

    Sitcoms of this era provide a clear example of this. As a backlash to the increasingly sanitized and cornball sitcoms of the 1980s, sitcoms by 1992 have taken a decidedly raunchier turn. Shows like Fox’s Married... with Children and In Living Color have found massive success by embracing edgy and provocative humor. Shows like Seinfeld meanwhile have taken a different path, offering a more sophisticated and observational approach to comedy. Sitcoms with minority representation, already on the rise in the two previous decades thanks to The Jeffersons and The Cosby Show, have continued to make strides in 1992, with series like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Martin, led by African American comedians and actors, breaking new ground in showcasing diverse perspectives and experiences within the sitcom genre. These shows, while providing laughs, also serve as important cultural touchstones, addressing issues of race, identity, and community in a way that resonates with a broader audience.

    But while this year and decade has plenty of its barrier-breaking, smart and subversive shows, it also has plenty of sappy, family-friendly and safe comfort shows. One must look no further than ABC’s TGIF (Thank Goodness It’s Funny) block and its slate of family sitcoms, including Full House, Family Matters, Step by Step, and Dinosaurs. These shows have become popular staples of family-oriented television, delivering heartwarming lessons and entertainment for viewers of the whole family. They have also acted as a foil to the rougher edges of contemporary sitcoms.

    On the flip side, dramas also reflect the evolving landscape of television. While some dramas have continued to embrace traditional storytelling and familiar themes, others have taken bold steps to explore new territory, pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the medium. Shows like Law & Order and Northern Exposure have found success by adhering to the tried-and-true formula of episodic crime and medical drama, offering viewers gripping and procedural storytelling, often inspired by real-world issues and dilemmas. In a rapidly changing television landscape, they provide a sense of stability and reliability, attracting audiences who appreciate the comforting familiarity of these narratives. However, there are also darker dramas that have broken the mold as the 1990s have marched on, with Twin Peaks leading the way as a surreal and genre-defying series that seamlessly blends mystery, horror, and the supernatural.

    But as we move further and further into the 1990s and culturally out of the 1980s, the existing, still running sitcoms of the 1980s are starting to die out - being relics of the previous decade. This includes African-American comedy sitcom The Cosby Show, family sitcoms Growing Pains and Who’s the Boss?, acclaimed sitcoms such as The Golden Girls and Night Court, and action series MacGyver. Cheers - a staple of television sitcoms since its debut in 1982 - has also entered its final season - however there are murmurs of a new spinoff series continuing the story of psychiatrist Fraiser Crane to premier on NBC for the Fall 1993 season. Overall, the television landscape of 1992 is witnessing a changing of the guard as the next generation of series takeover in the 1990s.

    The State of Music in 1992

    The state of popular music in 1992 is almost a fresh new world from that of the 1980s, defined by the mainstream rise of hip hop and alternative rock, and the evolution of pop music and country music.

    Hip hop first emerged in the late 1970s and steadily grew in popularity throughout the 1980s. By the 1990s, hip hop had become mainstream - thanks to artists the likes of Public Enemy and their 1990 breakthrough album Fear of a Black Planet, Ice Cube with his debut solo album AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted, and A Tribe Called Quest and their breakthrough album The Low End Theory. While hip hop has gained much appreciation from critics and audiences alike by 1992, some are noting fissures in the nascent rap scene. For one, the genre is quickly being mainstreamed by artists with questionable street cred, such as MC Hammer and his massive hit song “U Can’t Touch This”, and white rapper Vanilla Ice and his massive hit song “Ice Ice Baby” - both of which have become irresistible earworms within mainstream America, but do little for the authenticity of the genre. The former has also played a role in another key fissure of the rap scene - the East Coast-West Coast rivalry. This feud, characterized by tension and competition between East Coast and West Coast hip-hop artists for supremacy, has led to a series of high-profile conflicts within the genre.

    Alternative rock - or in some cases grunge rock - represents a transformative movement within the dominant rock genre. As a result of the nigh endless amount of artificial and superficial hair metal and new wave rock music of the 1980s, a growing movement - prominently inspired by punk rock and heavy metal and mainly originating from the Pacific Northwest - emerged that emphasized raw, unfiltered expression, stripped down instrumentation, and lyrics that delved into the darker aspects of life. Among the ringleaders of the emerging genre include Pearl Jam - with their emotive and introspective sound, Eddie Vedder's passionate and soulful vocals, and their earnesty - Soundgarden - with their heavy and experimental instrumentation, complex song structures, and their dark and brooding tone - and most famously Nirvana - with their blending of punk's aggression with pop's accessibility, Kurt Cobain's unique songwriting, and their angsty, rebellious, and authentic. It is in 1992 that Nirvana becomes more popular than ever, with their success in 1992 best explained by the one-two punch of two particular singles. The first is “Smells Like Teen Spirit” the unexpected lead single of their breakthrough album Nevermind (1991) - with its raw and powerful guitar riffs, Kurt Cobain's raspy vocals, and lyrics that resonate with a generation of disaffected youth. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" has become an anthem for a new generation, capturing the spirit of rebellion and disillusionment. The second single is their 1992 standalone single “The Yodel Song” - a brooding, nihilistic, folk-inspired tune about a demented serial killer the speaker hallucinates about. Having first appeared on an episode of the popular Nickelodeon cartoon The Ren & Stimpy Show, the single has soared in popularity to become the most popular song of 1992. Overall the future holds bright for the new sounds changing the dominant genre of rock and roll.


    In parallel, the state of pop music in 1992 witnessed the ascent of several vocal powerhouses who left an indelible mark on the music industry. Whitney Houston continued to reign supreme with her powerful and soulful voice. Her album The Bodyguard: Original Soundtrack Album from the movie of the same name, released in 1992, included the iconic track "I Will Always Love You," which spent 13 weeks at the top of the Billboard Hot 100. This not only showcased her vocal prowess but also solidified her status as a pop legend. Mariah Carey, known for her five-octave vocal range and whistle notes, also enjoyed a remarkable year in 1992. Her album Emotions featured the titular track, which displayed her impressive vocal agility. And this year, she further bolstered her talent with her appearance on MTV Unplugged - earning rave reviews with her 5-octave range. Mariah's ability to blend pop, R&B, and gospel influences has created a unique sound that has resonated with a broad audience. Boyz II Men, a talented R&B vocal group, achieved notable success in 1992 with their debut album, Cooleyhighharmony. The album's blend of soulful melodies and heartfelt lyrics struck a chord with listeners. Tracks like "End of the Road" and "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday" showcased their impeccable harmonies and emotional depth, earning them noted popularity. Their impact on the music landscape of 1992 showed that the best music has yet to come.

    Country music witnessed a renaissance by 1992, spearheaded by visionary artists like Garth Brooks and Alan Jackson. Garth Brooks, known for his electrifying live performances and innovative marketing strategies, released his album The Chase in 1992. This album featured hits like "We Shall Be Free" and "Somewhere Other Than the Night," which showcased his ability to infuse contemporary elements into country music without losing its authenticity. On the other hand, Alan Jackson's album A Lot About Livin' (And a Little 'bout Love) provided a fresh take on traditional country themes. Songs like "Chattahoochee" and "Mercury Blues" exuded a sense of nostalgia while embracing a modern production style. Jackson's straightforward storytelling and traditional country instrumentation resonated with both longtime country fans and a new generation of listeners.

    The State of Animation in 1992

    As of 1992, the Animation Renaissance is in full swing. Disney, Viacom, and to a lesser extent Warner Bros. and Fox, are leading the way in redefining the image of Western animation. All of these projects have brought American animation out of the blunder years of the 1970s and 1980s - with high-quality animated movies and television series.

    For The Walt Disney Company in particular, the early 1990s harbors a renaissance of their own - the Disney Renaissance. Following years of stagnation after the death of Walt Disney in 1966 and an aborted corporate takeover by Saul Steinberg, the Disney company was taken over by former Warner Bros. executive Frank Wells, and former Paramount Pictures executives Michael Eisner and Jeffrey Katzenberg, in 1984. From there, the company embarked on a creative and commercial resurgence that would redefine the animation industry and leave an indelible mark on popular culture. In their theatrical animation department, Disney would make timeless classics such as The Little Mermaid (1989), Beauty and the Beast (1991), and most recently the aforementioned Aladdin (1992). The latter two films’ animation are notable for their technical prowess - utilizing the CAPS (Computer Animation Production System) technology perfected by the up-and-coming Pixar Animation Studios. This technology not only allows for traditional animation to forego the traditional ink and paint process in favor of digitally-driven ones, but also allows for the incorporation of 3D computer animation and extra depth in the drawings - such as the ballroom scene in Beauty and the Beast. Furthermore, in the television department, Disney continues to reign in afterschool television with their syndicated block - The Disney Afternoon. The Disney Afternoon showcased a lineup of animated series that became beloved favorites among children and adults alike. These included DuckTales, Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers, TaleSpin, and most recently - Darkwing Duck and Goof Troop. These shows captivated audiences with their engaging storytelling, memorable characters, and imaginative worlds - from the action-packed adventures seen in DuckTales, Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers, and Darkwing Duck, to the light-hearted TaleSpin and Goof Troop. In addition, Disney also has their own cable television service - The Disney Channel. However, as in 1992, the channel is only really showing existing Disney Afternoon content and classic Disney movies, and has yet to complete the jump from premium cable to basic cable. Yet, with the success of the Ren & Stimpy episode “Yodelin’ Yaks” - rumors are abounding that the House of Mouse may want to accelerate that transition to compete with Nickelodeon.

    However, while Disney may be at the top of its game, the company is not exactly smooth sailing. For one, there was the opening of Euro Disneyland in Paris, France in March, which faced numerous challenges and setbacks. These included criticism for not fully understanding and adapting to European tastes and preferences, labor disputes and customer service issues, and lower-than-expected attendance - causing significant financial losses in its initial years of operation. Additionally, behind closed doors, tensions are simmering between Michael Eisner, Roy E. Disney, and most importantly Jeffrey Katzenberg. Roy has started to question Katzenberg’s motives and leadership within The Walt Disney Company during the Disney Renaissance. Between Eisner’s questionable decisions and Katzenberg’s growing ego - Disney faces a potential crisis in the near future. Still, Disney remains dominant in the early 1990s, especially in the theatrical animation department. With this year’s closest competitor being the distant Ferngully: The Last Rainforest, with the rest being forgettable shlock such as Rock-a-Doodle and Freddie as F.R.O.7.

    But while Disney may be the king of theatrical animation, it is arguably Nickelodeon and MTV - each at the moment owned by Viacom - that are the kings of television animation - now more than ever. In the previous year, after years of syndicating British and Canadian animated series, Nickelodeon introduced their first three original animated series - “Nicktoons” - with a bang. These included Doug - a slice of life series about an adolescent boy navigating through school life, Rugrats - an imaginative series about a group of toddlers whose day-to-day lives and experiences are exaggerated by their vivid imaginations, and most importantly The Ren & Stimpy Show - a wacky, slapstick dark comedy about a mentally unstable chihuahua and a happy-go-lucky cat and their misadventures which often involve copious amounts of gross-out humor, surreal images and close-ups, and witty jokes. It is in the year 1992 that the results are starting to show, as Nickelodeon’s dominance in television animation reaches new heights during the 90s Animation Renaissance - helped by the massive success of Ren & Stimpy. Ren & Stimpy’s success in 1992 can be best explained by the one-two punch of two particular episodes - each of which saved the show from cancellation. The first is the Season 1 finale “Black Hole/Stimpy’s Invention” that aired back in February, specifically the latter half in which Stimpy - upset at Ren being angry all the time - puts a “Happy Helmet” on Ren to make him happy, only to drive him to insanity as the two dance to a song called “Happy Happy Joy Joy”. The second and even more famous Season 2 episode “Ren’s Toothache/Yodelin’ Yaks”, specifically the latter half in which Ren and Stimpy hike up Mount Pilatus with the help of a talking yak guest voiced by Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain - who performs Nirvana’s 1992 hit single “The Yodel Song”. The latter episode brought in Nickelodeon’s highest ever viewed program in cable ratings as of 1992. Meanwhile, at MTV, the traditionally music-themed network has started experimentation with animated content - having launched the show Liquid Television the previous year in 1991. Among its standout shorts include Aeon Flux - an avant-garde sci-fi series about a femme fatale secret agent sent to destroy her nation’s enemy - and Frog Baseball - a crudely comedic cartoon featuring two dumb teenage boys named Beavis and Butt-Head and their chaotic, sophomoric adventures - such as torturing a frog with a baseball bat. The latter in particular has already been greenlit for a full series set to debut in the Spring of 1993 - further bolstering MTV’s street cred in the animation game.


    However, even with this great success, Nickelodeon must not let their guard down. Apart from Disney’s potential expansion of Disney Channel, Atlanta businessman Ted Turner has launched a new family cable channel. Having found prior success with one of the earliest cable networks - TBS Superstation - and the first 24/7 cable news channel - CNN - Turner went ahead and launched the first 24/7 cable channel dedicated to animation on October 1st of this year: Cartoon Network.


    Cartoon Network was the byproduct of Turner Broadcasting System’s various media acquisitions - from the film and animation libraries of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer and (pre-1950) Warner Bros. in 1986 to the cash-strapped Hanna-Barbera Productions in 1991. By far the greatest selling point of Cartoon Network to cable subscribers was its 24/7 broadcast of classic cartoons of all decades - particularly in the highly lucrative 8pm-10pm time slot - where research has concluded that more children than any other time are awake to watch cartoons on TV. This is all while other networks usually go off air or show different programming. And with a rich programming library ranging from the wacky slapstick of Tom & Jerry and Looney Tunes to the childhood touchstones of Huckleberry Hound, Yogi Bear, The Flintstones, The Jetsons, and Scooby-Doo, such a niche would make Cartoon Network an unstoppable force.

    But as of 1992, CN lacks original programming resembling Nickelodeon’s Nicktoons. Yet, with Turner owning an animation studio with a rich history in dominating television animation, who already has successful animated programming on TBS Superstation in the form of the environmentalist cartoon Captain Planet and the Planeteers. Where this will lead to, only time will tell…..

    Warner Bros. Animation is also starting to emerge as a fledgeling competitor on the animation scene. After years of neglecting their animated properties, Warner Bros. relaunched their animation studio in 1980 after riding on the success of package films of their earlier shorts. In 1990, their first animated series - Tiny Toon Adventures - hit the airwaves in syndication and was a massive success. And this year the studio has another hit on their hands - Batman: The Animated Series - the latest iteration of the Dark Knight, except now darker and poignant than its previous wackier adaptations. This series would thus go on to receive critical acclaim for its mature storytelling, complex characters, and exceptional animation quality. Down the future studio pipeline include a Looney Tunes crossover movie with famed basketball player Michael Jordan - largely thanks to a high profile Nike Super Bowl commercial which featured Bugs Bunny outsmarting several famous basketball players during a game of basketball. Elsewhere, another project with the Tiny Toons staff is on the horizon - about a sibling group of zany cartoon characters that harken back to the wackier days of Looney Tunes. It is set to hit the airwaves on the Fox Kids in the fall of 1993.

    Oh, and speaking of Fox, 20th Century Fox and the wider Fox Entertainment Group - including the Fox Television Network - have also been spearheading the Animation Renaissance as of late. In 1989, American television was fundamentally changed forever when The Simpsons premiered on Fox. The Simpsons was a simple animated sitcom about a yellow-skinned, dysfunctional family and their lives around the unknown town of Springfield - which gleefully took cynical aim at satirizing and subverting the cliches associated with saccharine, Reagan-era family sitcoms and how they clashed with reality. First popularized as a series of shorts on The Tracey Ullman Show, The Simpsons would become a truly massive pop culture phenomenon that revolutionized the world of animation. The show's irreverent humor, sharp wit, and willingness to tackle controversial topics not only pushed the boundaries of what could be done in animation but also provided a platform for social and political commentary. And the latest season proves that the show is only sharpening that success. Apart from episode classics such as “The Itchy & Scratchy Movie” and “Mr. Plow” - viewers of Season 4 will notice improved animation quality - as a result of the show’s animation services switching from that of error-prone Klasky-Csupo to the crisper quality of Film Roman (though really, actual services switched from mainly Anivision and AKOM to Rough Draft Studios Korea - which also animates for Nickelodeon’s Ren & Stimpy with Carbunkle Cartoons of Canada).

    Fox’s Saturday morning children’s block - Fox Kids - has also been a boon for the network. As the traditional “Big Three” networks begin to wind down their own programming blocks - Fox Kids has kept marching on - with its big hits of the year including the aforementioned Batman: The Animated Series from Warner Bros, X-Men: The Animated Series from Marvel (not to be confused with the struggling Marvel Productions), and even their own Ren & Stimpy-esque series - Eek! The Cat from Canadian animation studio Nelvana. While Fox has also yielded hits such as Bobby’s World from Film Roman and Tom & Jerry Kids from Hanna-Barbera/Turner, for every hit such as Batman, X-Men, and Eek, there have been flops such as Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Little Shop - both from the sinking ship that is Marvel Productions, Piggsburg Pigs! from Ruby-Spears Productions (another Turner acquisition), and the oddly short-lived The Plucky Duck Show from Warner Bros. As of 1992, it is difficult to see what the future holds for the decades-long staple of children’s television that is Saturday Morning Cartoons - and how they would compete with fast-growing cable television - after having been handicapped by the Children’s Television Act of 1990. That act placed limits on lucrative advertising and the amount of non-educational children’s programming.

    There are other studios who have projects on the horizon - such as an adaptation of Sega’s Sonic the Hedgehog by DiC Entertainment, newly-reformed Universal Cartoon Studios off to a slow start after the failure of Back to the Future’s animated adaptation, Film Roman has made a good profit with Garfield & Friends and Bobby’s World, and Don Bluth Entertainment is licking its wounds after the critical and commercial disappointment of Rock-A-Doodle - with some figuring it is only a matter of time before Bluth comes crawling back to Steven Spielberg. Additionally, a foreign type of animation is on the rise in the Western world. That of Japanese animation - or anime for short. Among the standout new anime to debut is one Sailor Moon - a series about a schoolgirl who gains magical powers and transforms into a superhero to battle evil forces.


    The series has been acclaimed for its unique blend of magical girl elements, compelling character development, and a strong, diverse female cast. Sailor Moon has quickly amassed a dedicated fanbase in its home country Japan, but has yet to make its mark on the Western world - namely in North America. As of 1992, anime in the United States is generally not highly looked upon in the entertainment industry - with most regarding anime as a cheap means of animated filler. Worse, said anime is subject to heavy-handed localization when dubbing into English - in which one can look no further than Harmony Gold USA’s Robotech - in actuality three separate unrelated mecha anime (Super Dimension Fortress Macross, Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross, and Genesis Climber MOSPEADA) - and their aborted attempt to dub Dragon Ball. It will ultimately take a change in industry attitudes for Hollywood to market anime for American audiences faithfully.

    The State of Video Games in 1992

    The gaming market in 1992 is fiercely competitive. Although there are many companies competing to be the top dog in the industry - it is the twin titans of Nintendo and Sega that dominate the industry. Both companies' dominance emerged from the ashes of the video game crash of 1983-85.

    Nintendo, with its legendary Nintendo Entertainment System (NES), played a pivotal role in resurrecting consumer interest in home gaming. The NES boasted a robust library of iconic titles like Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, and Metroid, captivating the imaginations of gamers worldwide. The NES's influence on the industry cannot be overstated, setting the standard for home consoles and establishing Nintendo as a household name.

    On the other hand, Sega, while not as successful with its Sega Master System, continued to refine its approach. It was in the fourth generation of video game consoles that Sega truly raised the stakes with the introduction of the Sega Mega Drive, known as the Sega Genesis in North America. The Genesis showcased its technical prowess with titles like Sonic the Hedgehog, sparking the iconic rivalry between Sonic and Mario, which would define the era's console wars. This fierce competition between Nintendo and Sega was not limited to hardware alone; it extended to the software and marketing fronts. Sega's "Genesis does what Nintendon't" campaign is one notable example of the aggressive marketing tactics employed during this era. The Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES) meanwhile, would continue to build on the success of the NES, offering a rich gaming experience with classics like Super Mario World and The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. This rivalry between Nintendo and Sega was a driving force behind the innovation and creativity seen in video games during this period, as both companies pushed each other to deliver cutting-edge technology and compelling gameplay experiences.

    In 1992, this rivalry is reaching its peak, captivating gamers' attention and driving innovation in both companies. Each console offered a unique gaming experience, and the competition spurred the development of groundbreaking titles, many of which will be considered classics for years to come. The new battlefront for the two companies at this point is a growing technological revolution: the Compact Disc, or CD.

    First introduced in 1982, the Compact Disc has gone on to revolutionize not only the music industry, but also the computing and video game industries with its ease of manufacture, high quality audio (and soon video) storage compared to tape and vinyl formats, and massive data storage. As such, it has been considered by the gaming giants to replace the clunky, expensive cartridges with simpler, more reliable optical discs. Sega has thus beat Nintendo to the punch by releasing the Sega CD in late 1991. The add-on clearly has issues however, with one needing a Sega Genesis console to add the Sega CD onto, and the flood of poor quality full motion video (FMV) games threatening the add-on’s reputation. Nintendo has also had issues with their own CD add-on for the SNES, with original hardware partner Sony having pulled out of the contract and Nintendo forced to partner up with the tenuous Philips. Eventually, Nintendo and Philips were able to forge a strong partnership to release the SNES-CD by the holiday season in 1993 - and it would not have happened if not for a huge disaster that occurred for Philips’ own console - the Philips CD-i.

    Having released their own console in late 1991, Philips intended for CD-i to become a popular multimedia player - but sales were sluggish due to a lack of dedicated target market and its lackluster hardware and third-party support. In an attempt to turn the tides in their favor, Philips management attempted to cash in on the success of Nirvana’s “The Yodel Song” by creating what they thought would be the system’s killer app: Yodel Boys. Being a FMV-driven puzzle game that was rushed through 3 months of development, Yodel Boys was panned for its erratic cutscene animation, lackluster controls, mediocre gameplay, and the main characters ripping off Ren & Stimpy.

    Basically, imagine something like this.

    Sales also plummeted - making the game an enormous flop - resulting in Philips discontinuing its CD-i multiplayers and integrating the technology’s most successful attributes into the future SNES-CD. The new deal entails a 50-50 split in game input - with Philips being allowed to release any game - so long as they vow to a minimum quality standard set by Nintendo. In return, Philips would provide the necessary sound and graphics processors needed to ensure the console’s optimum performance during gameplay. Nintendo has also forged a joint partnership with Viacom - owner of Nickelodeon and MTV - allowing high quality games to be made based on Viacom properties, including the ever-popular Ren & Stimpy - for a strong launch library to be available by the time of the console’s launch in 1993. The future overall, holds bright for the SNES-CD, and the gaming industry as a whole.

    Conclusion

    In conclusion, 1992 was an immense year of transformation for pop culture. encapsulated a cultural shift towards more authentic, diverse, and innovative forms of entertainment. It set the stage for the dynamic and ever-evolving pop culture landscape of the years to come, leaving a lasting impact on the entertainment industry and the way we experience and consume media. But there is more exciting stuff on the horizon, so join me as we exit the year 1992, and enter the year 1993!!!
     
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    News, Headlines and Articles: January 1993
  • MTV Networks establishes two in-house Animation Studios
    Excerpt from Variety, 1 January 1993
    [1]

    Today, MTV Networks - the parent company of popular cable channels MTV and Nickelodeon - has responded to the rising popularity of its animated programming with the foundation of two new studios. These include Games Animation and MTV Animation. According to a Viacom spokesperson, Games Animation is to produce original animated programming for Nickelodeon - while improving the workload of the channel’s existing animated shows - Doug, Rugrats, and The Ren & Stimpy Show.

    The developments come amid the immense popularity enjoyed by The Ren & Stimpy Show and the ratings draw it has brought Nickelodeon after the success of “Yodelin’ Yaks”. Insiders say that Ren & Stimpy’s studio - Spümcø - is also currently undergoing an expansion process, in which…..

    1993 Winter CES reveals Nintendo spectacle, Sega vows next challenge
    Excerpt from Electronic Gaming Monthly, 8 January 1993
    [2]

    With the 1993 Winter CES already having many exciting developments, Nintendo and Philips went ahead and unveiled the first look at the SNES-CD add-on, set to hit store shelves around November. Possessing a crisp 7.80 MHz CPU and a 128 KB RAM, the SNES-CD is poised to bring gamers a superb gaming experience.

    System
    SNES-CD
    CPU (MHz)7.80
    Co-CPU (MHz)4
    Bus width8
    CD-ROM Speed1x or 2x
    Main RAM (KB)128
    Exp RAM (KB)1024
    CD Cache RAM (KB)128
    Add-on Processor (MHz)21 MHz NEC V810 32-bit RISC
    Total RAM (KB)1416

    Philips has stated that the SNES-CD is equipped with the latest audio and graphics processors optimized for maximum gaming performance - assuring hardcore gamers that the add-on will not be a slow mess like their discontinued CD-i players. Nintendo has also assured that the games on the system will be of the top-notch quality we’ve come to expect from the company. Here are the launch titles that Nintendo has announced:
    1. Super Mario’s Wacky Worlds
    2. The Ren & Stimpy Game (Developed by joint-venture Viacom Interactive)
    3. Secret of Mana
    4. Street Fighter II Turbo (Dual Format)
    5. Bucky O’Hare Arcade
    6. Rock N Roll Racing
    7. Dragon’s Lair
    Sega’s spokesperson has reiterated their position of challenging Nintendo, vowing to a new console to be unveiled…..

    US Delivers Limited Air Strike On Iraq
    Excerpt from The Washington Post, 13 January 1993
    [3]

    After a week of brinkmanship in the waning days of his term, President Bush yesterday dispatched Air Force and Navy warplanes to bomb air defense targets in southern Iraq, dealing a limited blow to the regime of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.

    Bush underscored the attack by ordering immediate deployment of a battalion task force of about 1,000 soldiers from Fort Hood, Tex., to Kuwait, long before a scheduled exercise there. An Iraqi government spokesman this week had reiterated Baghdad's claim to the oil sheikdom, the proximate cause of the 1991 Persian Gulf War.

    Iraq's U.N. ambassador, Nizar Hamdoon, called yesterday's assault "very uncivilized"...

    Clinton Takes Oath as 42nd President of the United States
    Excerpt from The New York Times, 20 January 1993
    [4]


    William Jefferson Clinton became the 42d President of the United States today, and in an Inaugural Address striking in its appeal for …



    [1] OK, this is weird. So apparently IOTL, Viacom/MTV Networks founded a studio called Games Productions in 1990 - but it was only in 1992 that Games Animation was founded - following John Kricfalusi’s firing from Ren & Stimpy IOTL. I figured that with the boom in ratings that Games Animation would still exist, except it would be founded slightly later.

    [2] Sega’s about to kick it into high gear.

    [3] OTL.

    [4] OTL.
     
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    Chapter VII: Creep

  • The Adjustments at Spümcø
    Excerpt from the documentary Happy Happy Joy Joy, The Ren & Stimpy Story
    (2020)

    JERRY BECK: Eric Stefani and the rest of Spümcø did their best to integrate the new staff of the studio. Eric in particular was adamant about the newcomers working on new episodes of their own. But as the new staff started their work on the series, problems started to arise.

    *cuts to Dick Dutch*

    DICK DUTCH: Most of us had never worked on Ren & Stimpy before. Like, at all. *chuckles* Especially me. I just tried to wing it and see what kind of shit I can try to concoct. So knowing a lot about Japanese animation, I made this goofy parody of the show Speed Racer called “Stimp Racer”. Get it? Cause Stimpy is the main character of Speed Racer.[1]

    *cuts to Ren & Stimpy episode “Stimp Racer”*

    *Rocket car with a huge dome on top speeds by Ren in a white jumpsuit in red stripes before screeching to a halt. Animation style is stilted and heavily reminiscent of 1960s anime such as Speed Racer, Astro Boy, and Kimba the White Lion. A sickly and exhausted Stimpy pops out of the car. A dissonant tune similar to the Speed Racer’s drones in the background.”

    REN: Stimpy! I need you to win the race - HA-HA! We are on the verge of a victory - HA-HA!

    STIMPY: *in an over-the-top anime melodrama fashion* Oh, but Reny-chan, I am tired and I wanna go home!!!!!! *slumps down over side of vehicle*

    REN: I don’t care - HA-HA! We need to win this race - HA-HA - to get to the next race - HA-HA - and win the most races - HA-HA - so we can be the champion of all races - HA-HA!!!!

    *Ren swiped a gas canister from the side labeled “Laughing Gas” and snorts the gas in a similar, not-so-subtle way of cocaine, and then leans his head forwards again*

    REN: *maniacally* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

    *the dissonant tune being played by Jasper the Dog right behind him starts to annoy Ren, who leaps from the ground and onto Japser’s chest - pulling him by the throat*

    REN: SILENCE YOU EEDIOT!!!!

    REN: *continues laughing maniacally*
    HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

    *cuts back to Bob Camp*

    BOB CAMP: We actually presented this episode - like most episodes - to the Spümcø editing staff. And brother, when John saw this episode - that man was fuming. I remember him going “what the fuck is this shit” this, “get this Chinese bullshit out of here” that. But to be honest - even I saw glaring flaws in the episode that couldn’t be ignored. The timing wasn’t all that right, Ren and Stimpy weren’t written like they usually were, and just the whole concept was just something else.

    DICK DUTCH: Well, John wanted something all 1950s and 60s like - being an old soul - and that’s exactly what I gave him. Too bad Japanese animation wasn’t one of those things he had lots of love for. *laughs from Dutch, and from off-screen as well*

    *cuts to shots of the Spümcø studio interior*

    JERRY BECK: Another issue that divided the Spümcø management was Stefani wanting the new staff’s episodes to be script driven - whereas Ren & Stimpy was normally driven by storyboards. This was in order to make the newcomers comfortable with the work. However, this was one of the most controversial decisions made by Eric Stefani.[2]

    *cuts to Bob Camp*

    BOB CAMP: Ren & Stimpy has always used storyboards to map out the gags and plot of each episode. But all the people that Eric pushed to hire were from script driven shows like The Simpsons and even some live action shows like Saturday Night Live. Problem was they just weren’t meshing well with the show’s comedic tone. I basically pulled Eric aside and told him “Eric, I like your guts, but we need to pump the brakes and integrate the new staff or things are gonna get real messy.”

    *shows where the “Creative Decision Board” is held*

    JERRY BECK: Needless to say, the heads of what was at the time Spümcø’s Creative Decision Board decided to hold the matter to a vote about what to do with the situation regarding the newly hired artists.

    *cuts to Eric Stefani*

    ERIC STEFANI: With every person on the board voting except for me, Spümcø practically placed a “freeze” on all new hiring of artists and all existing rookies were to work with experienced artists and writers. And I was disappointed - all those new artists could have done wonderful things for the show - but I guess things didn’t go as planned. Maybe I would have taken the situation better if Kricfalusi wasn’t so quick as to claim “victory” or lecture to me that my “pie-in-the-sky bullshit wasn’t gonna fly at Spümcø.”

    *cuts to writer Greg Daniels*[3]

    GREG DANIELS: Much of our craftwork has always been writing - and we mean writing. There wasn’t a lot we could do with both scripts and storyboards at the same time. *pauses* Or was there….

    *shows visual reenactment of Eric Stefani and John Kricfalusi training various writers on a special document*

    JERRY BECK: Luckily for Spümcø, Stefani and Kricfalusi managed to herald a compromise with a process known as a visual script. This production format combines the visual cues of a storyboard with the structured dialogue of a script. The advantages to this were obvious to the staff from the get go. It streamlined the script and storyboard phases into one - keeping the show’s traditional board driven process while being easy to understand for writers accustomed to script driven series.

    JERRY BECK: Kricfalusi however, thought that the process needed to be tested for a single episode before moving forward. Therefore, he allowed for the visual script to be utilized for the episode “Star Chores” - part of the Season 2 finale and more importantly - Eric Stefani’s first episode without the help of other artists and writers.

    *cuts to Eric Stefani*

    ERIC STEFANI: John figured that I was ready to spread my wings and fly after “Yaks” and I did too, hoping to finally prove my talent. However, when I mentioned that I wanted to make another space based episode like “Space Madness” from Season 1, John probably saw another “Marooned” or “Stimp Racer” on my hands, and thus demanded to be a “creative consultant”. I agreed, blissfully unaware of what he would bring to the table.

    ERIC STEFANI: When I told him that I wanted to make a parody of the movie Alien, Kricfalusi had the bright idea to weirdly shoehorn in a character of his own. This being a young woman named Sody Pop.

    *cuts to Ren & Stimpy episode "Star Chores", with viewing angle oogling Sody and her breasts and bum*[4]

    REN: Stimpy! Stay with me!

    *Stimpy wheezes*

    SODY POP: Don’t let him sneeze, he'll kill us all with that… thing!!!

    *cuts to close up of Stimpy, convulsing and writhing as he prepares to sneeze*

    STIMPY: AAAAAAAAACCCCHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *sneezes out grotesque monster made of mucous, and collapses afterwards*

    REN & SODY POP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sody Pop’s breasts notably shake*

    *mucous monster growls and darts away*

    *cuts back to Eric Stefani*

    ERIC STEFANI: John was constantly trying to push me all over the place on this episode. For starters, his attempts to change the “chestburster” parody to defecation or vomiting instead of mere sneezing was dead on arrival with Network Standards & Practices. Secondly, throughout production he would always try to nudge me to capture Sody from “a better angle”. When I asked what he meant by that, he always told me to capture her “womanly beauty”. Which struck me as rather odd.

    ERIC STEFANI: Something that struck me about Sody while trying to play off her certain character traits in making gags is how bland she was. It’s as if John barely knew what a woman acted like in real life. When I tried to ask John what exactly she was like, he stumbled through and claimed that Sody’s personality was that she was “a beauty queen” and “she’s always boy crazy”. When in actuality she was dull as dishwater.

    *cuts to reenactment of Eric Stefani and John Kricfalusi*

    ERIC STEFANI: So… what exactly defines her as a character?

    JOHN KRICFALUSI: What do you mean? She’s a girl. Beauty obsessed, crazy about boys, crazy about men? Doesn’t that tell you everything you need to know?

    *Eric stares in confusion*

    *cuts back to the real Eric Stefani*

    ERIC STEFANI: In the end, I would add personality traits to her myself. I figured that since she vaguely showed signs of spunkiness, I added traits of adventure-seeking, curiosity, and excitement, while also adding flaws such as clumsiness and temper issues.

    *cuts to Spümcø editing room*

    JERRY BECK: While “Star Chores” was no “Yodelin’ Yaks”, it was ultimately proven to be an adequate Season 2 episode for the show, and Season 2 ended on a high note. But for Kricfalusi, he was not done “steering the ship” as he called it. Thus he requested he personally train newcomer Dick Dutch for what was supposed to be the Season 3 premier, “Bikini Beach Frenzy”.

    *cuts to Dick Dutch*

    DICK DUTCH: So you know what John thought would be a great idea for a Ren & Stimpy episode? A beach episode. Basically, the episode was about Ren trying to hook up with the ladies on the beach, only to be upstaged by the manly man lifeguard.

    *cuts to Ren & Stimpy episode "Bikini Beach Frenzy"*[5]

    ANNOUNCER: And now, to save the day, Gary Stu - the manliest of men lifeguards has come to rescue those poor girls from that rabid sandcrab!!!

    GARY STU: *flexes muscles rapidly* HUA! HUA! HUA! HUA! *jumps of lifeguard chair* HUAAAAAA!!!!!!

    *As Ren is running, he notices a large shadow grow over him. Terrified, he runs as fast as he can, with him briefly loosing the shadow - only to zoom right towards him and Gary Stu to crush him.*

    ANNOUNCER: And he has gottem folks!! He twists! *Gary scissors Ren with legs* He pulls! *streches Ren’s entire body like an accordion* He pulverizes!! *Gary grinds his body underneath Ren’s before pulling him out and hammering in his head into the sand thrice* Strike one! Strike two! Strike three! He’s out! Gary Stu has remained the champion of the beaches!!

    *cuts to Dick Dutch*

    DICK DUTCH: This episode had Standards & Practices shitting their pants. Like, they threatened to pull the episode. But seeing that just made me angry. These “puritans” as I called them, were putting down this amazing artist and his skill to challenge the sense, all because they were afraid of those bleeding heart parents telling their children what they can and can’t watch. And I stood by John Kricfalusi. But… I did recommend him to keep the innuendos on the down-low.

    *cuts to reenactment of Kricfalusi and Dutch in the editing room*

    DICK DUTCH: Now I’m not saying to not show Ren “pleasuring” himself to the sight of a woman’s ass, but try to just imply that he’s doing so.

    JOHN KRICFALUSI: Ahhh, keep it subtle.

    DICK DUTCH: Yeah. Yeah.

    JOHN KRICFALUSI: So what about this scene - the one where the white haired bitch hugs Stimpy onto her breasts?

    DICK DUTCH: I’m gonna go on a whim and say keep it. So long as S&P don’t see blatant shit like genitalia or a huge closeup of the tits or ass, they’d probably grumble about feminism - but do nothing else. All bark, no bite. Like an angry chihuahua.

    JOHN KRICFALUSI: You mean like Ren?

    DICK DUTCH: *laughs* Yeah just like Ren!

    JOHN KRICFALUSI: *imitates Ren* Stimpy! Don’t you know those pinko feminists wanna enslave men?!?!

    DICK DUTCH: *laugh dies down* Alright, I think this can work. Aw man, I can’t wait to see the looks on people’s faces when this newest episode comes out!

    *Jerry Beck starts talking over the scene reenactment*

    JERRY BECK: “Bikini Beach Frenzy” was ultimately allowed to air on Nickelodeon, but not without significant anger from parental groups. Although Nickelodeon would not ban the episode, reruns became infrequent and scarce in the years after the episode aired. The episodes of Ren & Stimpy became two faced. On one hand, the episodes directed under Eric Stefani and Bob Camp were considered appropriate by Nickelodeon, while still staying true to the manic, grotesque spirit of the show. On the other hand, the episodes directed by John Kricfalusi were in line with the show’s spirit - but often ran afoul of censors - only being restrained by Camp and in some ways Stefani. But with Dick Dutch at his side, Kricfalusi would only be empowered for the foreseeable future.



    [1] For an idea of what this episode is like, it’s basically on par with the average Games Animation-era episode from OTL, although the episode does a good job imitating the art style of 1960s anime - even if it resembles Astro Boy and Kimba the White Lion more than Speed Racer.

    [2] Indeed, Ren & Stimpy was a storyboard-driven series. Scripts aren’t used - but rather the storyboard functions as a storyboard and a script at the same time - giving benefits of a more energetic and wacky cartoon series. One of the ways Ren & Stimpy was groundbreaking at the time is that it was one of the first animated series to popularize the practice. It has gone on to be adopted in series like Rocko’s Modern Life and SpongeBob Squarepants.

    [3] Yes, that Greg Daniels.

    [4] ITTL “Star Chores” has a whole lot of scenes like this, though S&P didn’t allow any outfits on Sody that showed too much skin.

    [5] Basically TTL’s equivalent of the Adult Party Cartoon episode “Naked Beach Frenzy”. Most, if not all, Adult Party Cartoon episodes were rejected scripts from the original series. “Bikini Beach Frenzy” however is vastly superior, due to the compressed run time (down to 11 minutes from OTL’s 22 minutes) making the comedic timing and pacing better and the women being less (relatively) objectified.
     
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    SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - 10/19/2023
  • SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

    Hey guys, so due to my lack of committed schedule in regards to updates and my busy academic schedule, I am considering two options on what to do going foward:
    1. I put the TL on hiatus, yet I return in December (when my semester ends) with a wave of updates that should get us up to January 1994 by the end of December, and to January 1995 in time for the 2024 Turtledove Awards.
    2. I reboot the TL entirely.
    I'm still uncertain on what to choose, so I will let you folks decide!

     
    The Clinton Administration
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    The Clinton Administration
    As of February 1, 1993

    President:
    William Jefferson “Bill” Clinton (January 20, 1993-)

    40th and 42nd Governor of Arkansas (1979-1981; 1983-1992)
    50th Attorney General of Arkansas (1977-1979)

    Vice President:
    Albert Arnold “Al” Gore Jr. (January 20, 1993-)

    United States Senator from Tennessee (1985-1993)
    Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Tennessee
    6th District (1983-1985)
    4th District (1977-1983)

    Secretary of State:
    Warren Minor Christopher (January 20, 1993-)

    5th Deputy Secretary of State (1977-1981)
    9th Deputy Attorney General (1967-1969)

    Secretary of the Treasury:
    Lloyd Miller Bentsen Jr. (January 20, 1993-)

    United States Senator from Texas (1971-1993)
    Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Texas’s 15th District (1948-1955)

    Secretary of Defense:
    James Henry "Jim" Webb Jr. (January 20, 1993-) [1]

    66th United States Secretary of the Navy (1987-1988)
    1st Assistant Secretary of Defense for Reserve Affairs (1984-1987)

    Attorney General:
    Vacant (Janet Reno to assume office in March 1993)

    Secretary of the Interior:
    Bruce Edward Babbitt (January 22, 1993-)

    16th Governor of Arizona (1978-1987)
    19th Attorney General of Arizona (1975-1978)

    Secretary of Agriculture:
    Alphonso Michael “Mike” Espy (January 22, 1993-)

    Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Mississippi’s 2nd district (1987-1993)

    Secretary of Commerce:
    Ronald Harmon “Ron” Brown (January 22, 1993-)

    Chair of the Democratic National Committee (1989-1993)

    Secretary of Labor:
    Robert Bernard Reich (January 22, 1993-)

    Secretary of Health and Human Services:
    Donna Edna Shalala (January 22, 1993-)

    5th Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin-Madison (1988-1993)
    10th President of Hunter College (1980-1988)
    1st Assistant Secretary of Housing and Urban Development for Policy Department and Research (1977-1980)

    Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:
    Henry Gabriel Cisneros (January 22, 1993-)

    Mayor of San Antonio (1981-1989)

    Secretary of Transportation:
    Federico Fabian Peña (January 21, 1993-)

    41st Mayor of Denver (1983-1991)
    Member of the Colorado House of Representatives (1979-1983)

    Secretary of Energy:
    Hazel Reid O'Leary (January 22, 1993-)

    Secretary of Education:
    Richard Wilson Riley (January 22, 1993-)

    111th Governor of South Carolina (1979-1987)
    Member of the South Carolina Senate (1967-1977)

    Secretary of Veterans Affairs:
    Jesse Brown (January 22, 1993-)



    [1] ITTL, butterflies from one of the 1992 Venezuelan coups succeeding effect the presidential transition of newly-elected Bill Clinton. Finding Leslie Aspin not up to the job of removing a potential threat to America's interests, Clinton - acting on the advice of Al Gore - replaces Aspin with a more craftier Secretary. That being former President Reagan's Secretary of the Navy Jim Webb. Now technically, he was a Republican and would only identify as a Democrat when running as Senator for Virginia in 2006. Yet, he was drifting further and further away from the Republican Party by the time Clinton was elected. Not to mention, it is not without precedent for Democratic Presidents to have Republican Secretaries of Defense. Clinton IOTL had the Republican William Cohen in his second term.

    All of this will be incredibly important later on....

    EDIT: Thanks to @SultanArda
     
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    News, Headlines and Articles: February 1993
  • MCA Acquires Controlling Stake in Harvey Comics, Industry Insiders Speculate
    Excerpt from The Hollywood Reporter, 6 February 1993 [1]

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    MCA Inc - parent company of Universal Studios, the Universal Park Resorts, and MCA Records - has finished its acquisition of a controlling stake in the venerable Harvey Comics. The share consists of 60% of the company and gives MCA rights to the various comics, as well as the rights to the select film library of the now defunct Famous Studios/Paramount Cartoon Studios.

    Some question the move, speculating what use the currently dormant Harvey Comics could provide for the company - either through park attractions or potential film adaptations. Experts have considered Harvey’s animation assets could be used to bootstrap Universal's struggling animation division - while also providing a programming library for USA Network’s cartoon block. Others have highlighted the potential for Universal’s theme parks…..

    Who is This Woman?
    Excerpt from Rolling Stone, 19 February 1993 [2]

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    Kurt Cobain has all the makings of a rock star - a charismatic figure, the leader of a generation rebellion, and a killer sound. But where is he getting all the ladies? Where is the macho man rockstar without his collection of groupies? Well, while all the haters and detractors may make the case for him being gay, this recent leaked photo shows something else.

    At a bar in downtown Seattle, paparazzi were able to sneak a photo of Kurt sitting in a booth with a blonde-haired woman. The woman in question doesn’t seem to be a very known person, compared to the earlier flirting between Kurt and Courtney Love of Hole. Where this is going…..

    At Least 5 Die, 500 Hurt As Explosion Rocks World Trade Center Underground
    Excerpt from The Washington Post, 27 February 1993 [3]


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    An explosion, possibly caused by a bomb, ripped through a hotel parking garage beneath the World Trade Center this afternoon, killing at least five people, injuring more than 500 and causing a frantic midday evacuation of tens of thousands of workers from the complex's twin towers.

    The blast at 12:17 p.m. left a crater measuring at least 100-by-100 feet in the three-story garage, scattering concrete debris throughout an adjacent commuter-rail station and filling all 110 stories of one tower with smoke within minutes.

    Authorities here said tonight that…..



    [1] IOTL, MCA bought a 20% stake in Harvey Comics around that time (though a little bit later).

    [2] Just a little teaser of what's to come, you might be in for a surprise..... (photo generated via Stable Diffusion AI)

    [3] OTL, but with slight headline changes due to minor butterflies.
     
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    The Media Conglomerates as of 1993
  • The Media Conglomerates as of 1993

    The Walt Disney Company

    Walt Disney Pictures
    Walt Disney Television
    Walt Disney Feature Animation
    Walt Disney Television Animation
    Disney MovieToons
    Touchstone Pictures
    Touchstone Television
    Hollywood Pictures
    Miramax Films
    Dimension Films
    Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
    Buena Vista Television
    Buena Vista Home Video
    Walt Disney Parks & Resorts
    Walt Disney Imagineering
    Walt Disney Records
    Hollywood Records
    Walt Disney Computer Software
    The Disney Channel

    Time Warner
    Warner Bros. Pictures
    Warner Bros. Television
    Warner Home Video
    Warner Bros. Animation
    Warner Bros. Records
    Elektra Records
    Atlantic Records
    Reprise Records
    Rhino Entertainment
    Interscope Records (50%, with Interscope Communications)
    DC Comics
    Time Warner Cable
    Home Box Office
    Comedy Central (50%, with Viacom)
    Cinemax
    TIME Magazine
    LIFE Magazine
    Time Warner Interactive
    Time Warner Book Group
    Six Flags Theme Parks

    News Corporation
    Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
    Twentieth Century Fox Television
    Twentieth Television
    CBS/Fox Video (50%, with CBS Inc.)
    Fox Broadcasting Company (FOX)
    Fox Television Stations

    MCA Inc.
    Universal Pictures
    Universal Cartoon Studios
    Universal Television
    MCA TV
    MCA/Universal Home Video
    Harvey Comics (60%)
    USA Networks (50%, with Paramount Communications)
    Universal Parks & Resorts
    MCA Records
    Decca Records
    Geffen Records

    Paramount Communications
    Paramount Pictures Corporation
    Paramount Television
    Paramount Home Video
    Paramount Parks
    Paramount Stations Group
    Simon & Schuster
    USA Networks (50%, with MCA Inc.)

    Sony Corporation
    Columbia Pictures
    TriStar Pictures
    Triumph Releasing Corporation
    Columbia TriStar Television
    Columbia TriStar Home Video
    Sony Pictures Imageworks
    Columbia Records
    Epic Records
    Sony Wonder
    Sony Computer Entertainment

    Credit Lyonnais
    Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios
    United Artists Corporation
    MGM Television
    MGM Animation
    MGM/UA Home Video
    The Cannon Group

    Capital Cities/ABC Inc.
    American Broadcasting Company (ABC)
    ESPN Inc.
    A&E Television Networks (50%, with Hearst Corporation)
    Lifetime Television (50%, with Hearst Corporation)
    DiC Entertainment (partnered with Andy Heyward)

    Turner Broadcasting System
    WTBS-TV
    TBS
    Cable News Network (CNN)
    Turner Network Television (TNT)
    Cartoon Network
    Turner Entertainment Co.
    Turner Pictures
    Turner Feature Animation
    Turner Home Entertainment
    Turner Program Services
    Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, Inc.

    Viacom, Inc.
    MTV
    Nickelodeon
    Comedy Central (50%, with Time Warner)
    VH1
    Showtime
    The Movie Channel
    Viacom Productions
    Viacom Interactive (50%, with Nintendo)
    Games Animation
    MTV Animation

    General Electric
    National Broadcasting Company (NBC)
    NBC Productions
    CNBC

    CBS Inc.
    Columbia Broadcasting Company (CBS)
    CBS Productions
    CBS/Fox Video (50%, with News Corporation)

    Metromedia
    Orion Pictures Corporation
    Orion Classics
    Orion Television
    Orion Home Video

    New Line Cinema
    New Line Cinema
    New Line Television
    Fine Line Features
    New Line Home Video

    LIVE Entertainment
    LIVE Pictures
    LIVE Home Entertainment
    Family Home Entertainment (FHE)

    New World Communications
    New World Pictures
    New World Animation (formerly Marvel Productions)

    PolyGram
    PolyGram Filmed Entertainment
    PolyGram Television
    PolyGram Video
    Polydor Records
    Philips Records
    Deutsche Grammophon
    A&M Records
    Def Jam Recordings
    Fontana Records
    London Records
    Mercury Records
    Motown Records

    Amblin Entertainment
    Amblin Television
    Amblimation

    Lucasfilm Ltd.
    LucasArts
    Industrial, Light & Magic
    Skywalker Sound
    THX
     
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    Chapter VIII: Keep Ya Head Up

  • Kurt Steps It Up
    Excerpt from the documentary The Struggle Never Ends: Nirvana’s Pop Years (2014)


    *cuts to Krist Novoselic, with brief pause*

    NOVOSELIC:.... We took a break. …..We had to regroup after the whole mess from the last few months. Kurt taking the shrooms meant that he wasn’t as burdened by the pressures of fame as before, but that didn’t mean that he was entirely well either.

    *cuts to Dave Grohl*

    DAVE GROHL: While we were preparing new material for what would become our next album, there were times I noticed that Kurt was feeling more up and about compared to before. I mean, like, he was feeling genuinely up on his feet after all those months - all those months of his previous addiction worsening. Yet…… he still felt spacy, and I mean he had a lot of spacy moments. I mean it’s psilocybin - what’d you expect - Kurt may be all hunky dory and feel like gold - but I would just look over at his notes and they would be…. Gibberish. Plain and fucking simple, really.

    DAVE GROHL: Krist and I basically looked at each other and basically asked, “Now What?” Obviously, we weren’t in any position to do any more touring. One because, “what if Kurt had a bad trip on stage?” Two because Kurt hooked us up for at least two more rounds of making cartoon music, and we had to work out how we were gonna juggle those two things between that and the next album, and our next concerts were hoops too high for us to jump through.

    *cuts back to Krist Novoselic*

    KRIST NOVOSELIC: It was the last leg of our tour in South America. We’d already performed in Buenos Aires back in October, and we’d planned to perform two gigs in Brazil and some more in like, Chile and Colombia, but with Kurt trying to adjust, we simply decided with the hype on Nevermind winding down it wasn’t worth it. So in the end we scrapped the rest of the tour and spent the early months of the new year working on new material.[1]

    *cuts back to Dave Grohl*

    DAVE GROHL: We told Kurt that we weren’t able to finish off the tour as scheduled and we expected him to really gun for it, but he was pretty fine with it. He would tell us “I would be humiliated” or “It’ll be a nightmare” like he always would in such situations.[2] So with that out of the way, we got to makin’ some music. *chuckles*

    *cuts to overview of songwriting notes, many of which have scribbled out lyrics and are partially torn apart, ominous acoustic guitar strumming is heard in the background*

    NARRATOR: With their hands no longer tied up, the band would continue writing and recording demos for what they thought was their next planned album - Tuc Eht Parc. They hoped to get it released by the fall of 1993. Kurt Cobain however, would take the band on an unusual detour.

    NARRATOR: Having made a promise with Eric Stefani, Kurt wanted to partially put off Tuc Eht Parc to make the necessary songs for Stefani. Replacing Tuc Eht Parc for the fall would be an album that went in a different direction from the band’s pop or punk sounds, but was just as stripped down as they promised it to be - In The Gallows. An album taking heavy influence from folk ballads mixed with punk sensibilities. The band as a whole agreed to move forward. Producer Steve Albini however, was livid.

    *cuts to Steve Albini*

    STEVE ALBINI: I was like “what the fuck were they thinkin’ trying to trick me into making frolickly little Disney shit behind my back!!” And Kurt would just go on and on about how the cartoon it was for wasn’t your average kiddie shit but like demented, Andy Worhol type shit, or it has these scenes of the naked mole-rat - I mean chihuahua having a mental breakdown and wanting to kill the fat demon or cat or whatever. And so I sat down and Kurt and we watched the cartoon on some tapes Kurt was given just to prove how disappointingly corporate Nirvana had become and how they really were selling out.[3]

    *brief pause*

    STEVE ALBINI: …….only to find out that, I was not ready for what I saw at all.[4]

    STEVE ALBINI: Helmets that force you to be happy? Drug soup? Rubber nipples? “Don’t whiz on the electric fence”? Definitely can’t say that the average cartoon has that kind of imagery in it. And cable TV was still pretty underground around that time. And Kurt would keep telling me that this was gonna be the last time they would do it for them, and that like we planned before this next album would be a departure from Nevermind.

    STEVE ALBINI: So in the end, I reluctantly agreed to record the next album. But I did so under one condition: I wanted the next album to double down on underground, stripped down sound. The band was apparently way ahead of me though, having split Tuc Eht Parc into two albums - one replacing Tuc Eht Parc and one called Tuc Eht Parc.

    *cuts back to Krist Novoselic*

    KRIST NOVOSELIC: As for the tracks…. themselves, we found out that splitting Tuc Eht Parc in half meant we… didn’t have enough material for Gallows. So I’m like, “Kurt we gotta think of something for the next album quick and I don’t think we have the time for extra writing”. And so Kurt thought quickly, and dug through some of his old recordings from years back - kinda like “The Yodel Song”. A-A-And I’m saying “well, we better not piss Steve off,” and he’s all *motions hands* “doonn’t worry ‘bout it, these are the type of material he’ll love.” So I held my breath for how he was going to react -

    *immediately cuts to Steve Albini*

    STEVE ALBINI: I thought it was cool. *nods head* Definitely could use some better recording techniques. I mean fuck, that was just Kurt. We gotta get the whole band together and then we can see what we’re working with.

    *cuts to overview of snowy forests, ominous acoustic guitar strumming continues*

    NARRATOR: To truly capture the rural and folk punk sound Nirvana was aiming for, Albini and the band would retreat to a secluded studio in the forests of Minnesota - the Pachyderm Recording Studio. There were no other producers or people affiliated with the band other than Steve Albini and Nirvana themselves. With that, the group wasted no time at work.

    *cuts back to Steve Albini*

    STEVE ALBINI: I was firm on just the band, like, I swear to christ the people around Nirvana… y-y-yo-you know producers, marketers, those guys were some of the biggest pieces of shit I ever met. We were all gonna make precisely the sort of record that I’m comfortable doing.[5]

    *cuts to different angle of interview*

    STEVE ALBINI: Just strip away the excess, shatter any illusions of grandeur and cut out all that glossy production or industry expectations; it was about raw honesty and a return to their roots. That’s what In The Gallows was gonna be like for me.

    *cuts to Krist Novoselic*

    KRIST NOVOSELIC: You could basically sum up this album as Woody Guthrie with hardcore punk sensibilities.

    *cuts to old video footage of the band setting up their sets in the studio*

    KURT COBAIN: *in background* Yeah, get it over there.

    STEVE ALBINI: *in background* Right

    NARRATOR: The band would work every day for a week, often starting in the middle of the day and going on until midnight. Breaks would only be taken during lunch and dinner.[6]

    DAVE GROHL: Now right before our sessions we discovered that we didn’t have enough tracks on the final album, so to fill the space we basically did stripped down covers of the old folk song “In The Pines” and “The Man Who Sold the World” by David Bowie to fill the extra space.[7]

    *cuts to Steve Albini*

    STEVE ALBINI: This was another curveball the band threw at me, but since they weren’t that famous - I just kept on recording.

    *cuts to the band recording their version “The Man Who Sold the World”*

    *fades into guitar riff*

    KURT COBAIN: We passed upon the stand, We spoke of was and when

    KURT COBAIN: Although I wasn’t there, He said I was his friend

    KURT COBAIN: Which came as a surprise, I spoke into his eyes

    KURT COBAIN: I thought you died alone, a long, long time ago -

    *cuts to the band recording their version of “In The Pines”*

    *guitar strumming cuts in*

    KURT COBAIN: My girl, my girl, don’t lie to me

    KURT COBAIN: Tell me where did you sleep last night

    KURT COBAIN: In the pines, In the pines

    KURT COBAIN: Where the sun don’t ever shine

    KURT COBAIN: I would shiver -

    *Narrator talks over*

    NARRATOR: Of course, In The Gallows would have plenty of original material to boot. These songs would include the screed against the tabloids known as “Serve the Servants”.

    *cuts into guitar riff of “Serve the Servants”*

    KURT COBAIN: Teenage angst has paid off well

    KURT COBAIN: Now I’m bored and old

    KURT COBAIN: Self-appointed judges judge

    KURT COBAIN: More than they have sold

    KURT COBAIN: If he does strum they must mock

    KURT COBAIN: A yodeling for cats and dogs

    KURT COBAIN: A punchline in the indie light

    KURT COBAIN: Fading dreams of underground rite[8]

    KURT COBAIN: Serve the servants, oh no

    KURT COBAIN: Serve the servants, oh no

    KURT COBAIN: Serve the servants, oh no

    KURT COBAIN: Serve the servants

    KURT COBAIN: That legendary divorce is such a bore

    *cuts away to more folkish songs by the band*

    NARRATOR: Meanwhile, the album would also feature - in addition to the already recorded “Yodel Song” - two new songs made for Ren & Stimpy. These include the tracks “The Watchman” and “Burn the Rain”.[9] Much like “The Yodel Song”, these were originally home recordings done by Kurt alone, but they were ultimately enhanced by the other band members.

    KURT COBAIN: The watchman goes

    KURT COBAIN: The watchman throws

    KURT COBAIN: Down deep through the forests, looking for prey

    KURT COBAIN: He always schemes

    KURT COBAIN: He always seems

    KURT COBAIN: To look for the ones that scream to flay

    *transitions to “Burn the Rain”*

    KURT COBAIN: Burn the nothing

    KURT COBAIN: From the night away

    KURT COBAIN: Fear in the million

    KURT COBAIN: From the love of her

    KURT COBAIN: Burn the nothing

    KURT COBAIN: From the night away

    KURT COBAIN: Burn the writing

    KURT COBAIN: Friends and I away

    *riff builds up before exploding*

    KURT COBAIN: Lost in echoes

    KURT COBAIN: Darkness takes its toll

    KURT COBAIN: In the embers

    KURT COBAIN: Find a burning soul

    KURT COBAIN: Fear the memories

    KURT COBAIN: Of the fire’s glow

    KURT COBAIN: All that rests is ashes

    KURT COBAIN: Let the shadows go

    *cuts away to harder and faster performance of another song, Narrator talks over*

    KURT COBAIN: Like most babies smell like butter

    NARRATOR: However, perhaps the two most aggressive tracks on the entire album would be “Scentless Apprentice” and “Still Life” respectively. The latter in particular - due to its extremely fast place - had the percussion recorded separately *screen shows picture of drum setup* in the kitchen, with Albini taking advantage of its natural reverb by surrounding the drums with 30 microphones.[10] Later on, both songs would prove insturmental as inspiration for the later, emo-driven second wave of grimdark music of the mid-to-late 1990s.

    KURT COBAIN: HHEEEEEEYYYYYY, AAWWWWWAAAAAYYYYYY

    KURT COBAIN: GO, AAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

    KURT COBAIN: GO, AAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

    *fades in to “Still Life” with its aggressive chorus*

    KURT COBAIN: RAZOR’S EDGE, THE SHADOWS NEAR

    KURT COBAIN: PUPPET MASSES, THE SKIN SEARED

    KURT COBAIN: APPLAUSE CODE, THE DISTANT ROAD

    KURT COBAIN: SOULLESS SILHOUETTES CORRODE[11]

    *cuts to interview of Dave Grohl*

    DAVE GROHL: After about a week it was over. We got the album finished in this… super quick time compared to our last two.[12] We were all relieved that we got the album over with and ready for release…. Well, more I should say, sent to post-pro and then ready for release. But…. I noticed on the way home Kurt was looking like he had the life sucked out of him.

    *cuts to Krist Novoselic*

    KRIST NOVOSELIC: Maybe that last track we recorded hit too close to home for him.

    *Cuts to pictures of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love hanging out together*

    NARRATOR: Throughout his time of collaborating with people the likes of Eric Stefani and John Kricfalusi, there was one thing that Kurt was neglecting in his life. Love. Courtney Love.

    *shows clips of Hole vocalist Courtney Love performing*

    NARRATOR: In the early 1990s, Kurt Cobain was still a rising star in the music industry when he ran into Hole lead vocalist Courtney Love. Although the two would hit it off, the two would not attempt to reconnect again until sometime after the success of Nevermind. But before they could get together, Eric Stefani called Cobain about guest starring in Ren & Stimpy. This would distract Cobain from hooking up with Love.

    *slowly fades to black*

    NARRATOR: But now, with his contributions to cartoon shows seemingly behind him, and with his addiction mainly in check - Kurt would attempt another chance at Love.

    *audio spectrum appears with text “Phone Call - February 12, 1993” in top left corner appears*

    *phone ringing tones for 11 seconds*

    COURTNEY LOVE: Hello?

    KURT COBAIN: Remember me? Kurt Cobain?

    COURTNEY LOVE: *nervously* Oh my god - yes! Kurt you’ve gone really far!

    KURT COBAIN: You too, it’s been a while.

    COURTNEY LOVE: Yeeeaaaahhh, and what’s all this about you making cartoon music? Isn’t that kiddie shit?

    KURT COBAIN: Trust me the one I’m… making material for is really fucked up - th-th-they got shit like rubble nipples, some firefighter that sees…. “Circus midgets”, the character I voice gives out heroin soup.

    COURTNEY LOVE: *cracks up laughing* How are the needles treating ya?

    KURT COBAIN: Needles? I ain’t needle sick no more. I’m hooked on shrooms now.

    COURTNEY LOVE: Oooohhhhh. Isn’t that like hippie-type stuff?

    KURT COBAIN: Yeeaaahhh… I quit after a really bad OD that Krist and Dave saved my ass from. Many of them actually.

    COURTNEY LOVE: Ouch.

    KURT COBAIN: Well, got any plans soon? I was thinking we could meet up some time? Next weekend?

    COURTNEY LOVE: Not sure. My boyfriend and I were planning on a trip to Vegas around that same time. But I think I’m free afterwards.

    *Kurt’s voice becomes more solemn and stoic*

    KURT COBAIN: ...Boyfriend?

    COURTNEY LOVE: Oh yeah, Billy Corgan - you know? From the Smashing Pumpkins. They’re like - an up and coming band.[13]

    KURT COBAIN: …Yyyeeeaaaahhhhh…. I’ve heard of ‘em. How long have you guys been together?

    COURTNEY LOVE: …Almost two years now.

    KURT COBAIN: ….Well, so sorry we have to reschedule some things, but I guess I’ll see you in like… a couple of weeks I think.

    *brief dead air on phoneline*

    COURTNEY LOVE: …Uh, yeah! That works perfectly!

    KURT COBAIN: Alright. See you there.

    COURTNEY LOVE: Bye bye.

    *call disconnect tone sounds, slowly trails off*

    *cuts to Krist Novoselic*

    KRIST NOVOSELIC: I saw Kurt on the night that he found out Courtney Love was hooked up with Billy Corgan. He was crying. He was… bawling his eyes out. Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone as devastated as Kurt was at that point.

    *Krist sighs*

    KRIST NOVOSELIC: So here I am trying to relieve Kurt of his sadness. And I tell him, “Kurt - don’t let yourself down dude. You’re literally the biggest star in the music world right now. Courtney is just the tip of the iceberg of the women that are just dying to love you. To have sex with you. To be your wife.” Kurt just said something to the effect of “I can’t go anywhere out in public without the tabloids on my ass.”

    KRIST NOVOSELIC: And I’m over here like, “don’t you have an alter ego called… ‘Roxy Card’ or somethin’ like that?” He told me it was “Rex Cage”. And so I told him to go out there as “Rex Cage” and find a woman that will love him. And from that…. he seemed to start to assert himself - assert control.

    *cuts to Dave Grohl*

    DAVE GROHL: Kurt would then do these kooky attempts at disguising himself. He would… shave his beard…. He would wear this blue beanie…. and he would make all his clothes darker and less unkempt. Kurt was ready to really change himself.

    *cuts to Krist Novoselic*

    KRIST NOVOSELIC: He would go out to one of the bars in downtown Seattle, looking for women. But lucky for him - it was only like his… first couple days when he seemed to have success.

    An Unexpected Return
    Interview with Gwen Stefani on VH1’s Recording Insight (1997)[14]


    GWEN STEFANI: And so my senior year was almost up, and after spending 4 years of my life post-No Doubt, I was ready to graduate in Music Production from University of Washington.

    INTERVIEW: Uh huh. And how did you get into…. Well, you know what I mean -

    GWEN STEFANI: Right. You see it was a rainy night in February, and I just finished another study session for my finals. So great, now I have time to kill.

    INTERVIEW: Uh huh.

    GWEN STEFANI: I went downtown to see what was going on, and pretty much nothing going on. Go figure. So I went into this bar that a lot of people from campus would visit from time to time.

    INTERVIEW: So what was it like?

    GWEN STEFANI: Oh, hella dingy. Like half the lights weren’t even working. Place smelled pretty nasty, smelled of cigarettes, beer, the like. At least there was a cool vibe to the place, even had live music.

    INTERVIEW: That sounds… intriguing. Did anybody talk to you while you were there?

    GWEN STEFANI: *slight giggle* …He spoke to me, told me how he likes live music in these small little clubs rather than large stadiums. Seemed like he kinda knew his music more than the average Joe Blow did.

    INTERVIEW: Uh huh.

    GWEN STEFANI: And so we’re really hitting it off, having all these really nice discussions about our favorite music. I mean we both loved punk rock, but he seemed like more into hardcore punk, while I was clearly a ska fan. And I’m looking at him and thinking….. “Do I know him?”

    INTERVIEWER: Almost like he’s a celebrity -

    GWEN STEFANI: *jokingly* Don’t spoil it!

    GWEN STEFANI: But yeah, something about the clearly shaved beard, his clothes, or the fact that all his hair was…. *arms emphasize* under this huge wool beanie. And so I ask him if he can take the beanie off, and he gets a little uncomfortable. But after persuading him, he reluctantly agreed to take it off.

    *brief pause*

    GWEN STEFANI: It was him. No Doubt about it.

    INTERVIEW: Wow. Was he nervous?

    GWEN STEFANI: He only got a lot more uncomfortable with his beanie off, and I apologized. He wasn’t mad at me or anything, it was more like that stress was directed towards him. He told me that he was disguising himself since he didn’t want to be seen in public. That’s when I heard a snapshot behind me, and I quickly turned around.

    *reveals picture*

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    GWEN STEFANI: They didn’t want to see him as Kurt Cobain.

    [1] IOTL, only the performances in Santiago and Bogotá were canceled. Here, for obvious reasons, none of the Winter 1993 performances in South America happen.

    [2] As we all know about Kurt - he really, really, really hated being humiliated. While yes, that can be said about people generally, this condition really drove Kurt’s inner duality with fame. More on that later.

    [3] Steve Albini was chosen as the producer for In Utero because he was the perfect rebuttal to all the people who either thought Nirvana sold out with Nevermind or thought Nirvana was just Nevermind. Albini had a reputation within the American indie music industry as a hardline critic of the mainstream music industry and with a knack for authenticity - such as recording in analog rather than the large trend to digital recording. He also rejected many of the conventions of mainstream music, preferring to have “Recorded by Steve Albini” rather than “Produced by Steve Albini”, and refusing to take royalties. Another reason Kurt chose him was because he had produced two of his favorite albums - Surfer Rosa by the Pixies and Pod by the Breeders.

    [4] He probably watched some episodes like… nope, nope, save it for the next chapter. Can’t have people thinking this is all about Ren & Stimpy.

    [5] True quotes from OTL on the latter part.

    [6] Which is slightly longer than OTL by one day because…

    [7] There are recording sessions for cover songs. I figured some of the songs on the Montage of Heck album like Cobain’s cover of “And I Love Her” by The Beatles were made later on - and specifically in the context of Cobain being with Courtney Love.

    [8] ITTL, no Courtney Love yields a lyric change in “Serve the Servants”. The OTL lyrics “If she floats then she is not, A witch like we had thought, A down payment on another, One at Salem’s lot” refer to how the tabloids would demonize Love as a horrible wife, mother, and influence on Cobain, and how Cobain was having none of this. In this alternate timeline, with Cobain’s relationship with Love derailed by his decision to make “The Yodel Song” for Ren & Stimpy, the alternate lyrics "If he does strum they just mock, A yodeling for cats and dogs, A punchline in the indie light, Fading dreams of underground rite" lament how his unexpected further increase in fame from “The Yodel Song” has served to make himself feel like a laughing stock to the indie scene he always wanted to be a part of.

    [9] Both of these tracks are variations of “The Happy Guitar” (TTL’s version is sped up compared to OTL’s version, plus the guitar structure is more consistent since it isn’t improv) and “Burn the Rain” from OTL’s Montage of Heck: The Home Recordings, much like “The Yodel Song” is from OTL.

    [10] True in OTL, with tracks on In Utero using this technique including “Very Ape” and “Tourette’s”.

    [11] The biggest difference from OTL other than songs from OTL’s Montage of Heck: The Home Recordings and MTV Unplugged in New York appearing on the album is that “Heart-Shaped Box” is never made. Yep, you heard that right, “Heart-Shaped Box” does not exist in Man’s Best Friend. In its place is a track called “Still Life” - a cynical song about a rockstar whose fame strips him further and further of his humanity until he is rendered an isolated husk of his former self.

    [12] This was quick by Nirvana standards, but Steve Albini was typically used to recording in a day or two.

    [13] IOTL, before marrying Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love had a bit of a thing going on with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins. Of course, the two would break up in October 1991 after Love discovered Corgan had another relationship. Here however, butterflies from Eric Stefani initially contacting Kurt Cobain at just the right time means that said other girlfriend is never found out and Corgan commits to dating Love.

    [14] This is of course not a show that exists on OTL’s VH1. This should give you an idea of the changes to come.
     
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    Author's Discussion: What Made Nirvana Work?
  • Author's Discussion: What Made Nirvana Work?

    Alright guys, thanks for sticking with me as I upload new parts for my TL. As we continue to cover the events that sprawl out from a crossover between two 90s icons, we must ask - what made Nirvana work? By this I mean why did Nirvana take the world by storm in the early 1990s, what exactly made their sound so appealing, and could anything sink their popularity had Kurt Cobain not tragically commit suicide?

    Before we take a look at what made Nirvana so popular among the youth of the 1990s, we must take a look at the popular music scene before Nirvana became popular. By the late 1980s, the music industry was dominated by two huge genres: glam metal and pop music (at least in the 1980s sense of pop). While yes, both of these genres had many great music and artists - Quiet Riot, Def Leppard, Twisted Sister and Bon Jovi for the former, Cyndi Lauper, Michael Jackson, Prince and Madonna for the latter - both genres had arguably become increasingly stale and listless around the 1988-1991 period.

    For glam metal in particular, gone was the initial raw energy and rebellion defined by songs such as Quiet Riot’s version of “Cum On Feel the Noize” or Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It”[1], and replacing it were these overblown, decadent power ballads such as Warrant’s “Heaven” or Whitesnake’s “Is This Love”. In short, the glam metal scene became way too oversaturated, was seen as increasingly bloated and toxic - particularly in wake of the 1988 documentary The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years, and most importantly they were perceived as soulless and corporate music more likely to be played in suburban shopping malls than rebellious underground clubs.

    Despite some noticeable bright spots such as Sinéad O’Connor’s and her emotional ballad “Nothing Compares 2 U”, the pop scene of that time period hardly fared much better. For one, the already cold perception of pop’s corporate roots was absolutely not helped by the scandals of Milli Vanilli, in which the supposed members of the band - Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus - did not even sing their own vocals on their records[2], causing immense backlash with most of their records recalled and their Grammy revoked. Furthermore, the increasing reliance on highly choreographed performances, flashy music videos, and heavy emphasis on image over musical substance in the pop scene created a sense of disillusionment among certain sections of the audience. While the era did produce iconic music and performances, there was a growing sentiment that the genre was becoming overly manufactured and disconnected from the genuine artistry of music.

    And thus we enter the grunge scene. During the 1980s, bands around the Seattle area would produce an eclectic mix of Seattle’s punk and metal scenes, blending these influences to create a sound that was raw, gritty, and emotionally charged. A big part of the grunge aesthetic was that Seattle in the 1980s was poor, mainly working class, and isolated from the main pop culture power centers like New York and Los Angeles.[3] Bands like the Fartz, 10 Minute Warning, the Accüsed, the Fastbacks, and most of all The Melvins would set the stage for what was to come with their resonant sound that would reflect the economic and social realities of Seattle at the time. The Melvins, in particular, played a crucial role in shaping the sound that would come to be known as grunge. Their heavy, slow, sludgy style was a significant departure from the faster tempos of traditional punk. This unique sound would heavily influence the bands that followed, including Nirvana.

    Speaking of which, it was in 1987 that Kurt Cobain and Krist Novoselic - both friends who shared a mutual love for the Melvins - started a band that would eventually become known as Nirvana. After signing up with the record label Sub Pop, they would release their first single, “Love Buzz”, in November 1988. Their first album Bleach (1989) would soon follow, and the band would become known for their unique combination of punk sensibilities, pop melodies and themes of social alienation. Throw in the coming of age of a disaffected and less than prosperous Generation X, and an economic downturn caused by the Persian Gulf War causing the Cold War to end on a rather bitter-sweet note, and the rotting structure now pejoratively known as “hair metal” had its door kicked in on September 24, 1991 with the release of the album Nevermind. Nevermind instantly became a critical and commercial success and topped music charts around the world. The band would be propelled into stardom almost overnight…..

    ….Much to the dismay of Kurt Cobain. Yeah. It’s very complicated you see. Kurt wanted fame - but the type of fame he was thinking about was becoming the next Sonic Youth. With that expectation, he expected that he would still be able to live the punk lifestyle - performing often in small clubs and maintaining a close connection with the fanbase. Not only that, but given all that we know about his upbringing and formative years, he felt that achieving fame would fill the emotional and mental void he had - even if he wasn’t really into the typical macho man rockstar lifestyle (i.e. partying, fame, sleeping with lots of women).

    Instead, they ended up achieving a level of fame more like The Beatles some 3 decades earlier. And because of that, while Kurt was blessed with many of the benefits of fame, they were also cursed with many of the inconveniences of it.[4] There was the constant nagging, the constant interviews, and the constant tabloids sticking their noses into his private life. Going to places as public as a thrift shop or a bar is now out of the question, as is performing in bands at local clubs. He faced the prospect of his band becoming a business, surrounded by boardroom meetings, lawyers, and marketing executives. He was being called the voice of a generation, having his face plastered on magazines, and his hand was forced into defending his wife and daughter from a smear campaign involving the former taking heroin during pregnancy. Yet the cons bothered Kurt so much, and of course this would basically nuke his mental health while kicking his heroin addiction into overdrive in the final years. And that’s not even getting into the issue of punk ethics or how many believe mainstream music is rather antithetical to punk music.

    Which finally leads us to address the giant, space-time temporal elephant in the room: had Kurt Cobain not committed suicide in 1994, would human nature and the post death myth rear their ugly heads and mean that Cobain degenerates into either a washed-up star or a terrible person - kinda like a certain other person this TL focuses on (oh, just you wait…)? Well, it’s complicated. Musical acts often have what I like to call a set of “prime years”. These are the years that their musical output and talent are at their absolute apex and are obviously, when they are in their prime. Normally, these “prime years” last a good 15 years - with some bending closer to 14 or 16 or 17 years. Elvis Presley’s prime years started in 1956 with the release of “Heartbreak Hotel” and ended around 1971 with his slow transformation into Fat Elvis. The Beatles’ prime years started in 1964 when “I Wanna Hold Your Hand” hit Number 1 on the US Billboard Hot 100 charts and ended in 1980 with the assassination of John Lennon.[5] Michael Jackson’s prime years started in 1979 with the release of the album Off the Wall and ended in 1993 with the infamous child sexual abuse allegations. If we assume that Nirvana’s hypothetical prime years started in 1991 with the release of Nevermind and could have lasted to around 2005-2008 only to be cut short in 1994 with Cobain’s suicide - that leaves at least a decade of great music made by the band if we assume an alternate timeline where Cobain got his shit together.

    This in turn leaves some important questions:

    1. Would a sober Kurt Cobain be more boring than his OTL counterpart?
    2. Assuming Nirvana made it through all their prime years, would they go through a slow and painful decline afterwards like so many rock bands have undergone from The Rolling Stones to Metallica - effectively embodying the trope of either dying a hero or living long enough to become a villain?
    3. What exactly would be required to bring Cobain back from the brink?

    For the former two, I’m cautiously optimistic to say no. Yes, his drug use was certainly an aspect of the sound he was making, but Kurt Cobain's talent and creativity went far beyond his struggles with addiction. His songwriting was deeply introspective and often reflected his personal experiences and viewpoints. It's important to remember that while his struggles may have influenced his art, they were not the sole source of his creativity. A sober Kurt Cobain might have offered a different perspective in his music, potentially exploring new themes and ideas, but it's likely that his core talent as a songwriter and musician would remain. As for the possibility of going downhill in later years, that is unfortunately a common reality that applies to artists and bands past their prime years. However, Cobain’s aversion to fame - if it still persists years later - would have two effects that could mitigate a catastrophic fall from grace past their prime years. The first effect is that it would lower the chances of some pathetically lame attempts at trying to stay relevant, assuming the Cobain of the 2000s/2010s has that same aversion as the Cobain of the 1990s and thus doesn’t try to chase mainstream music trends. The second effect is that given by the making of this TL (2024), a Kurt Cobain that lived would be 57 - the band would probably bow out sometime between the mid 2010s and the early 2020s. Cobain would likely retire while Grohl and Novoselic would probably do their own things. For the latter - regarding what it would take to save Cobain - it would require at minimum Kurt to be isolated from the public eye, to not be involved with music production, and to quit his heavy drug use while finding another way to control his stomach pains. This would likely involve a long retreat into therapy for about 2 years, with an extra year spent getting the band back together. I ultimately expect Nirvana’s music post-therapy to be very different from what it was pre-therapy.

    To sum it all up, Nirvana’s music did not originate in a vacuum - and a large part of the band’s popularity other than their artistic merits came from a backlash to the excesses of 1980s glam metal. The fact that the band became so globally popular and far exceeded even Kurt Cobain’s expectations played a major role in Cobain’s eventual downfall and suicide IOTL. The possibility of the band’s sound eventually becoming uninspired or simply terrible in an alternate timeline where Cobain lived depends on if Kurt Cobain balances his views on being mainstream (never selling out but never paranoid about it) and the band’s ability to continuously evolve their sound. The idea of reforming Kurt would take much effort and care to dismantle his key issues. What do you guys think? Was Kurt Cobain really doomed by the pressures of fame? Would a Kurt Cobain that lived turn out to be a much worse or overrated artist than we usually give him credit for? Let me know in the comments.

    [1] In my opinion, I much prefer the earlier wave of glam metal between 1983 and 1986, particularly since those two aforementioned songs are my personal favorites of the genre.

    [2] Apparently, lip syncing was/is a more common and accepted recording practice in European countries such as Germany (where Milli Vanilli was from), so that may explain the controversy over here in America.

    [3] Prior to the 1990s, most American pop culture and media was very fixated on New York, Los Angeles, and maybe Chicago.

    [4] Mainly for Cobain. Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic are nonfactors when it comes to this discussion since 1) they didn’t mind the fame and attention themselves and 2) Kurt was pretty much the face of Nirvana, and all the tabloids focused on Kurt since he was basically their little circus clown; Dave and Krist weren’t all that interesting to them. A good comparison would probably be The Doors a generation earlier - where everyone just loved Jim Morrison. Can’t really say the same for Ray Manzarek, Robby Krieger or John Densmore.

    [5] By this I mean the band and their members alone.
     
    News, Headlines and Articles: March 1993
  • Turner Broadcasting announces new original programming for Cartoon Network
    Excerpt from Variety, 7 March 1993 [1]


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    In wake of other speculative attempts to compete with the children’s cable network Nickelodeon and its line of animated cartoons - another channel has announced its entry into original programming - Turner Broadcasting’s Cartoon Network.

    Launched in October of last year, Cartoon Network is a cable network that predominantly airs classic cartoons owned by Turner - including select Looney Tunes shorts, Popeye, Tom & Jerry, Huckleberry Hound, Yogi Bear, The Flintstones, and The Jetsons. However, original animated programming - such as Captain Planet and the Planeteers - mainly airs on Cartoon Network’s sister network, TBS.

    “Simply put, cable TV brings us new opportunities,” says Hanna-Barbera CEO Fred Seibert, “a lot of companies hate to admit it, but shows like Ren & Stimpy have made Nickelodeon lots of money - and that’s an opportunity we’re not gonna pass up.” The new programming - christened “Cartoon Creations” - is set to debut on Cartoon Network in the Fall of this year……

    Clinton to United Nations: “A Heavier Occupation May Be Needed”
    Excerpt from Foreign Policy, 13 March 1993 [2]


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    In an address to the UN Headquarters in New York, US President Bill Clinton has claimed he has not ruled out a far more intensified UN presence in war torn Somalia - such as an international occupation for rebuilding Somalia. “I believe that a heavier occupation may be needed,” Clinton remarked, “to ensure lasting peace and stability in Somalia - by any means necessary.”

    The statement comes amid increased preparations and discussions to transition the existing mission in the country - Unified Task Force (UNITAF) - from establishing secure pathways for food and humanitarian aid, to a more comprehensive approach aimed at rebuilding the nation and establishing a stable government. This shift in strategy reflects growing concerns over the prolonged conflict and instability in Somalia, which has led to widespread famine and suffering.

    Clinton’s statements have elicited mixed reactions both domestically and internationally….

    ‘Unforgiven’ Top Film; Pachino, Thompson Win at Academy Awards
    Excerpt from The Los Angeles Times, 30 March 1993 [3]


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    Hollywood honored international film legend Clint Eastwood and his movie "Unforgiven" with Oscars for best direction and best picture of ...

    [1] ITTL, with the success of Nickelodeon’s run with Nicktoons being magnified with “Yodelin’ Yaks”, Turner decides to bring original programming to Cartoon Network two years earlier than OTL.

    [2] Under Secretary of Defense Jim Webb, Clinton is convinced that Operation Restore Hope is insufficient for providing stability for Somalia - and so pushes for a greater nation building operation in Somalia.

    [3] OTL.
     
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    Chapter IX: Shine

  • How Season Three of Ren & Stimpy Broke the Mold, Part I
    Excerpt from the Stefanimania interlog, 13 October 2013


    So, the year is 1993, and Spümcø is now humming along. And with Season 3 production just exploded, as in, we meet production deadlines at warp speed compared to before. Back in Seasons 1 & 2 we were constantly playing deadline parkour with the episodes, hell, I think we were late on the second-ever week of the show’s run. And in the end we only got 6 and 12 episodes respectively to each season. Not very efficient, I know. But after Nick bailed us out one last time and we got a raised budget, we took every advantage we got to fix everything wrong about the studio - every nook and cranny - when John didn’t have swaying power on the CDB of course. And because of that, Spümcø had tripled its size by the time Season 3 began production. Nickelodeon had ordered 20 episodes for Season 3, and we were on track to meet those expectations for the Fall.

    Granted not all of this was a good thing. Even though we had to move more slowly in hiring a bunch of people on board after some rough ones last season like “Stimp Racer”, the animation quality took a noticeable hit compared to the earlier seasons. John Kricfalusi’s ego may have made each and every episode painful to make, but it was that same ego that produced a cartoon that stood apart from the rest with its off-the-walls expressions, ultra detailed backgrounds, and shocking boundary-pushing.[1] These latest episodes admittedly were a slight step down from previous ones, not helped by the fact that the writing became more of a mixed bag after adopting the visual script process.

    Take the episode “Bloody Union Scabs” for example, which was written by Vincent Waller, George Meyer and John Swartzwelder. Basically, after a 1900s worker’s strike gone wrong, Ren and Stimpy are hired as non-union workers at the “Dog Water” factory. But after realizing that collecting canine drool is dehumanizing work, they side with the unions and this gets them arrested by the feds. There’s a lot of very dry and intellectual humor about how the United States treated workers and leftists in the early 1900s - which while great for a more smart-cracking show like The Simpsons - felt very out of place in a manic, grotesque cartoony show like Ren & Stimpy. The thing that saves the episode from being a stinker though is this hilarious running gag that Kricfalusi and Dutch concocted, where after the feds get the duo - they’re confronted by this parody of J. Edgar Hoover who hates the unions because he thinks they’re after his literal scab collection, to which after learning the factory owners give in to the strikers’ demands - he goes totally insane and rips off all his scabs from his skin and hides with them deep underground in a bunker.[2] It even goes further to the far future where Ren and Stimpy are seen as these idols for creating a communist utopia and when Hoover wakes up to this - he isn’t horrified by communism, he’s horrified by how sparkling clean and scab-free everyone’s skin is. Even today, I can’t stop laughing when I see that joke every time I rewatch this episode, it’s pure comedic gold.

    Still, John K was absolutely livid. Beforehand, when Spümcø was the house of John K worship, he could easily shoot down any expansion plans or an episode that would air on time would get entangled in his desire for purity to his insane standards. And I would convince John time and time again “the layouts look fine” or “the animation looks fine” he just wouldn’t budge and would complain about how the sketches or colors look like they were done by “a f*gg*t with arthritis”. But Spümcø was no longer just Kricfalusi’s studio - it was now Bob Camp’s studio, it was now Lynne Naylor’s studio, it was now the studio of a group of talented people working together to make the world of animation a far more vibrant place. Yet John wanted that control back, and he was gonna try with the sequel episode to “Yodelin’ Yaks” - “The Yodelin’ Yaks Strike Back”.

    Kurt Cobain and his associate Steve Albini would come into the studio all roughed up. I would look outside the studio and there was this swarm of paparazzi outside the building. And then Kricfalusi - already stressed by the situation would just peak out the door and yell “FUCK OFF, SCRAM” to the crowd. I even overheard Albini say “Finally someone with balls!” To which Kricfalusi responded “and I have nothing but my old man to thank.”[3] Anyways, Cobain and Albini would come into the studio to drop off a recording of the song that would be for the episode - “The Watchman”. Since “The Watchman” was a bit more of a challenge to write around - this would involve a group effort. And so we got to work asking the question - how the hell do you top Yodelin’ Yaks? John - who insisted on working on this episode - would also add his own little touches that were absent in the first “Yodelin’ Yaks”.

    Last season, we had plans for a Yak episode that had nothing to do with Yander, Rex or Pex. I believe it was something along the lines of “Kilted Yaksmen” or something like that.[4] But sadly, it didn’t get to be made because of the studio being touched up and different episodes like “Stimp Racer” and “Star Chores” being greenlit instead. But going into producing Season 3, we figured since it was about “KILTED Yaksmen” - we just went “hey, this would be a great idea for a Yaks sequel.”

    We tossed around some ideas to tweak the story to fit Nirvana, since the original script was about Ren and Stimpy trekking across Canada on Yaks to claim unclaimed land in the middle of nowhere. Dick Dutch pointed out the implications of the band members being “submissive”, much to my annoyance. “Kilted Yaksmen” was thus changed to be more like the last Yaks episode. Of course we risked the sequel being a repeat of the first Yaks. With all the rough drafts some writers like Chris Reccardi and Richard Pursel were giving us, it honestly seemed underwhelming and disappointing to us that some of us on board just seemed to give us the first Yaks but in Canada and with Canadian stereotypes. Luckily however, Dick Dutch came up with the idea of having them get the magical object - the Mythical Moose-Track Poutine - and for them to go on this ridiculous adventure to force feed it to everyone in order to make everyone happy. This was a huge improvement, but it still felt derivative of “Stimpy’s Invention”. And that’s when Kricfalusi came in.

    Kricfalusi - ever the tryhard - would not let the opportunity to inject his usual brand of censor bending to the show. He commented that the whole “making everyone happy with poutine” plot was “pinko commie nazi propaganda” and had the balls to suggest that Canada would become this Nazi-esque tyranny. He acted out these scenes of Mounted Police goose stepping across the world - shooting globs of poutine into people’s mouths. He even went as far as to have a gag where they place a badge with the American flag onto people who are rude, which Dutch and I desperately tried to talk Kricfalusi out of. Kricfalusi - remembering his father’s military history - thankfully agreed and pulled out that joke. Yet the whole “Evil Canada” stuff was kept in since Dutch and I agreed that it had the potential for comedic genius.

    We had multiple references to the Nazi propaganda film Triumph of the Will put in the “Canada takes over” sequence, especially the shot of the Mounted Police marching across the globe and the Canadian Maple Leaf being turned into a Swastika-like symbol. Dutch also had the brilliant idea to reference the “Springtime for Hitler” sequence from Mel Brooks’ The Producers - particularly its end shot with the cannons and Evil Canada flags going up and shooting the baffled audience with the poutine to make them applaud. Finally, Kricfalusi and Reccardi used the remaining “Kilted Yaksmen” material to put together a silly song that contrasted with the visuals well about how Kilted Yaksmen often keep big dirty yaks, wear women’s clothing, and how they’ll probably go to hell. Though sadly, that last part was censored everywhere except home media releases.[5] Yet even then, it finally felt like we were making magic together once again.

    The Yodelin' Yaks Strike Back
    Excerpt from ALLmanac, the online encyclopedia

    Plot


    It starts with Ren and Stimpy searching in a snowy Canadian village for Yander the Yak - disturbing hibernating animals (including a moose that says "FREAK OUT, SCRAM!!!") and not getting help from the overly nice and polite Canadians. They need Yander once again to find another mythical food item - the Mythical Moose-Track Poutine. After Ren insults their love of hockey, he gets beaten in a game of hockey as if he were the hockey puck before he is smashed through a log cabin window - complete with a grotesque closeup of his glass-bruised face. Yander finds that it is Ren, who proceeds to take care of him. Stimpy then finds Yander and convinces him and his minions Rex and Pex to join him once again. Yander is hesitant, given how everywhere he goes people mock him for his yodeling - much like the real life Kurt Cobain after "The Yodel Song". But after Stimpy promises to "get his horns sharpened", Yander agrees on the spot.

    Much like beforehand, the group encounters a series of great challenges - including a long trek through the Canadian tundra and "snow jungles" - the latter of which Ren steals the water canteen from Stimpy, only to swallow a swarm of stinging bees. When the group finally finds the poutine in an unmarked cave, they become scared and paranoid that guards like last time will try to kill them, so they fight over it. But after a chunk accidentally flies into Ren's mouth, he becomes uncharacteristically nice and compassionate. Stimpy takes a bite and so do the rest, and they all feel a rush of euphoria and Canadian pride. They decide to spread the joy of the Moose-Track Poutine while singing the Kilted Yaksmen anthem - a goofy take on "God Saves the Queen" that includes lyrics about keeping after dirty yaks, wearing women's clothing and dealing with harsh wild life. All the while, Canada transforms into an ultra-happy, totalitarian, fascist dictatorship that takes over the entire world by force-feeding people the poutine.

    After the song's end, the episode cuts to a bleak world where everyone has forced smiles and all buildings look like brutalist log cabins. Armed, smiling guards with fat Americans acting as vicious guard dogs patrol the streets.[6] Anyone who isn't happy enough is exiled to "the meanest place on Earth": America. Ren and Stimpy are starting to get sick of being happy all the time and they start frowning. However, this catches the attention of a guard resembling a mix between Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels and former Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, who has his American Guard Dog kick them like a football while screeching like an Eagle.[7] The pair are beaten apart by football quarterbacks, before being further beaten with batons by pigs who are police in a dirty street. The Yaks - all disguised as the Sex Pistols - come up to the duo and claim they have a plan to take down the Canadians - by singing a song that would bring in the Great White Rumble. Yander and the Yaks perform a song - specifically Nirvana's 1993 folk/hardcore punk single "The Watchmen". This summons a horde of vampiric Polar Bears that suck the fat out of all Americans while beating every Canadian with a hockey stick - destroying the dictatorship.

    Everyone now feels rather sad and grumpy. This is when Ren feels comfortable enough to say: "You know what? I think the Maple Leafs are a bunch of hot dog lickers!!" This causes a huge physical brawl in a cloud of cartoon fighting. As the Yaks look on, Rex and Pex shrug and say "Yakety yak, don't talk back!" before they all join in on the fighting as the episode irises out.

    The Trouble With Kricfalusi and Dutch
    Excerpt from Win, Lose, or Drawing: Secrets of Animation Past (2022)


    I understood what John was thinking when he tried putting in a Holocaust joke in Ren & Stimpy. He wasn’t trying to make light of the Holocaust - he was trying to make fun of how evil and tyrannical a society that makes forces everyone to be happy would be. And to be honest, I at least had respect for how he realized that joke wasn’t appropriate - because at least it showed he had limits and standards like the rest of us, no matter how twisted they might be.

    What I didn’t understand was why John leaped head first into blatant gay jokes like “You’re the pitcher, I’m the catcher” in “Onward and Upward”.[8] I cooked this episode up with John and Vincent Waller, basically it was an episode making fun about how rich, snobbish people weren’t as prude and classy as they pretended to be. But the script that John and Vince made at first was… well I don’t know where the fuck to begin. I mean the only jokes are basically Ren and Stimpy are eating literal vomit and shit as they try to move up from low class life to high class life. So I got a hold of John and told him, “John, this is a fantastic turd nugget of genius we’re workin’ on, but I think we need to do some turd polishing.” And he was happy to take my advice.

    So we changed up a lot of things about “Onward and Upward”. We figured that since the duo were trying to act like old money rich folks, we figured that it would be cool to set this episode in Victorian England - to really drive home the contrast between stuck-up Victorian attitudes and extremely raunchy and grotesque humor. We had the duo act like very snobby upper class lords - looking down on the lower classes for their disgusting behavior and ignorance. Meanwhile, the duo would fancily dine out in a room made entirely of gold - eating all the fancy dishes they can get. But then there’s the twist - the two have actually been in a spittoon in an English pub this whole time - with the implication being that they’ve been eating the spit, mucus and vomit of commoners this entire time, before they’re chased out of the bar by British Policemen.[9] Although my favorite joke of the episode is actually at the beginning, where it starts with the two living in a homeless bum’s mouth and them being disturbed by the loud snoring. Stimpy keeps telling Ren he is scared and needs a goodnight kiss, only for Ren to push him away. Finally, Ren gives in and tells Stimpy to close his eyes for a surprise, only to pull a live rat out of nowhere and trick Stimpy into kissing its anus offscreen. Stimpy then turns to the camera with relief, but his lips are colored brown. I still can’t believe the scene went past the censors, even by Ren & Stimpy standards.[10]

    The episode as a whole struggled to get past censors, with many small scenes getting cut. This includes the part where the two ask for dessert, and it’s “salty chocolate ice cream” with visible stench trails. But it’s still one of my favorite Ren & Stimpy episodes that I’ve had the pleasure of working on.

    [1] If you want an idea of what the animation looks like with more of an emphasis in quantity over quality compared to the first two seasons, imagine the Season 5 episodes and early Season 3 episodes from OTL - but better due to the inclusion of Carbunkle Cartoons keeping the downgrades in check and the worst of the Games era from creeping in. Kricfalusi-directed episodes are an exception though - being closer to Season 2’s quality.

    [2] I should also mention that this totally-not-J. Edgar Hoover is voiced by Charlie Adler, so imagine his voice as being somewhere between Ickis from Aaahh!!! Real Monsters and The Red Guy from Cow and Chicken.

    [3] That’s not a good sign with the little we know about John Kricfalusi’s father.

    [4] This episode is basically TTL’s closest version of “The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen”. Albeit greatly overhauled as to be barely recognizable from OTL. One of the things it shares in common with OTL’s version is the Kilted Yaksmen anthem.

    [5] Speaking of which, the Kilted Yaksmen anthem also had the word ‘hell’ censored IOTL. Except IOTL, just about everywhere has it censored except for some rare online recordings ripped from MTV during the time Ren & Stimpy reran on that channel. The uncensored version can be found here.

    [6] If you want a picture of what they look like, imagine the Lummox from OTL’s Season 3 episode “Lair of the Lummox” - basically every negative stereotype about Americans.

    [7] I should also mention that he is voiced by veteran voice actor/character actor Hal Smith in one of his final voice acting roles before his death in 1994. Just some interesting facts from TTL.

    [8] YEP, that line is still in TTL’s version of the episode.

    [9] IOTL’s Adult Party Cartoon version of “Onward and Upward”, it’s way less funny. The jokes simply show the spittoon and bar already while Ren and Stimpy dine on bodily fluids that are clearly shown to be from people vomiting and spitting on them. The punchline being - it’s funny that they’re eating vomit and boogers.

    [10] IOTL’s Adult Party Cartoon version of “Onward and Upward” - the execution of that joke was way worse. In the OTL version, Stimpy asks Ren to kiss him, saying “I have needs.” Ren responds by saying he “doesn’t give a rat’s ass about [his] needs.” After he relents and does so, he does this obnoxious muttering as he slowly has a rat’s anus towards Stimpy’s lips by saying something along the lines of “Tee hee, I have him kiss the rat’s ass! See! Rat’s ass!” And yes it shows the actual thing happening.
     
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    Author’s Discussion: What Made Ren & Stimpy Work?
  • Author’s Discussion: What Made Ren & Stimpy Work?


    Alright guys, we’ve now covered what made Nirvana work, what prior cultural context allowed them to succeed, and whether or not they could catastrophically fall from grace in a scenario where Kurt Cobain lived. Now, we must discuss what made Ren & Stimpy work, what caused them to become incredibly popular in its prime, and what caused their catastrophic fall from grace that actually played out in our timeline.

    Much like before, prior pop culture knowledge is needed in order to understand what came up until Ren & Stimpy first aired in 1991. Prior to the 1990s, if you were to ask someone in the animation industry when American animation peaked in quality, they would most likely answer that it was between the late 1930s and mid 1940s.[1] Sadly however, this era of American animation was not long for this world. Within a generation after this era ended, the rise of limited animation, the rise of television, and the fall of the Hollywood Studio System would result in the collapse of virtually all animated studios not named Disney or Hanna-Barbera - ushering in an era what is commonly referred to as the The Dark Age of Animation.[2] Limited animation was originally conceived as a backlash to the realism of Disney - with its abstract, visually-distinct and stripped down style. Unfortunately, companies quickly realized that limited animation was extremely cheap to produce, and so as television took off animated series started to just be cranked out.

    At first this wasn’t too bad - shows such as Jay Ward’s Rocky and Bullwinkle and Hanna-Barbera’s The Flintstones made up for their less-than-stellar animation with their rather sharp and adult writing. However, television animation would soon end up in the crosshairs of the dreaded Moral Guardians. Initially they mainly targeted advertising in children’s programming, but after reacting to action programs the likes of The Herculoids, Space Ghost, and Fantastic Four - they actively targeted cartoons for their violent content. By the early 1970s, most Saturday morning cartoons were heavily toned down to the point of becoming bland, moralistic gruel - lacking substance.[3] Not helping matters was that while the original Scooby-Doo is seen as one of the few bright spots of this era, the same can’t be said to the other 9 trillion copycats Hanna-Barbera churned out around that time, as the Scooby-Doo formula and other tired writing material was reused to hell and back. All the while, just about every corny joke was followed by a laugh track. Why? Because The Flintstones did so.

    The 1980s would see some improvements (no more laugh track, slightly better animation due to Japanese outsourcing, even better animated films), but also more problems. Under the Reagan administration, the FCC would deregulate advertising restrictions placed on cartoons, allowing them to once again depict products. This would cause an explosion of cartoons often regarded as little more than half hour toy commercials - including G. I. Joe, My Little Pony, The Transformers, and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. It was in this environment that a down-on-his-luck Canadian animator named John Kricfalusi - frustrated by the type of atmosphere that was being created at this time - would begin the process of making a certain cartoon.

    Having been fascinated by cartoons since he was a child, Kricfalusi would enroll at Sheridan College in 1978 - only to be expelled after one semester due to poor attendance. Starting in 1979, Kricfalusi would work a number of jobs at Filmation, Hanna-Barbera and DiC Entertainment doing layouts, storyboards and animation for each of their cartoons, while also teaming up with Ralph Bakshi to work on Mighty Mouse: The New Adventures. Many of these cartoons - such as He-Man, Heathcliff, and the 80s Jetsons revival - would be scorned by Kricfalusi as “the worst animation of all time”. At the same time, Kricfalusi would come up with two characters - a cat based off a Tweety cartoon and a chihuahua based off a New York postcard - and pair them with a Little Rascals-esque group of kids in a series pitch called Your Gang.

    When Nickelodeon first started looking for original, creator-driven animated series and found Kricfalusi’s Your Gang pitch, the executives recommended that Kricfalusi create a series that focused on just the cat and dog characters. And thus Ren & Stimpy was born. The Ren & Stimpy Show would premier on August 11, 1991 as a grotesque black comedy about Ren - a mentally unstable chihuahua, and Stimpy - a happy-go-lucky manx cat - in their misadventures together, becoming Nickelodeon’s first major animated hit. It would receive critical acclaim for its fluid and expressive animation, vibrant art, groundbreaking surreal and grotesque humor, memorable characters, and even the occasional heartwarming and emotional moments - as would be seen in “Son of Stimpy” and “Stimpy’s Fan Club”.

    At the height of its popularity in 1992, Ren & Stimpy was the most popular show on cable television. It was Nickelodeon’s animated golden goose long before Rugrats, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Fairly OddParents, and The Loud House were. It was being watched by children and adults alike as it offered a unique viewing experience that was both edgy and entertaining. It also gained the respect of equally influential cartoonists in the industry such as Simpsons creator Matt Groening and Mike Judge - with the former calling it “the only good cartoon on TV” other than The Simpsons, while the latter credited it for MTV giving the green light for Beavis and Butt-Head. However, as Kricfalusi’s ego and unruly behavior with Nickelodeon grew, and episodes missed their deadlines - it became increasingly clear that Spümcø was more troubled than it was worth. Capped off with the infamous banned episode “Man’s Best Friend”, Nickelodeon made the decision to fire John Kricfalusi in September 1992. Production was then transferred to the newly established Games Animation headed by Bob Camp.

    This is where the story typically ends, yet the reality is that Ren & Stimpy went on for at least 3 more years - airing its last episode in 1996. So what happened? Well, having gone back and seen the entirety of Ren & Stimpy - including the Spümcø era, the Games era, and Adult Party Cartoon - here is my analysis. While there are plenty of Games era episodes that I personally enjoy - the Games era is largely defined by a shift away from psychodrama episodes and towards more generic wacky, silly type comedy.[4] The animation quality took a noticeable blow - looking over simplistic, while the characters suffered from one-note simplification - Ren going from being a jerk that still sometimes loved Stimpy to just a jerk and Stimpy went from stupid yet optimistic to just stupid, and the jokes went from clever to looking like they came from a Mad Libs book. A lot of this - at least before Kricfalusi’s heinous acts came to light - was blamed on Bob Camp. But quite honestly, he is not at fault for the Games era having a poor reputation compared to the Spümcø era, he was simply trying to make the best of a terrible situation the show was in and how deep of a hole Kricfalusi dug Spümcø into with his mismanagement.

    Rather, the real reasons for the relatively lackluster quality of the Games episodes has to do with a variety of factors outside the studio’s control. First, unlike Spümcø, Games Animation did not have access to the outsourcing services of Bob Jacques’ Carbunkle Cartoons. Carbunkle Cartoons was responsible for not only the best animation in the entire show - such as in the 1990 pilot episode or Season 2 - but also for keeping the studios that were outsourced work from the show in check. Without them, the animation quality of Ren & Stimpy would become worse and more inconsistent. This can be seen in studios such as Mr. Big Cartoons and Toon-Us-In - whose animation was just as bad if not worse than Fil-Cartoons’ animation from Season 1.[5] Second, Nickelodeon did not help the troubled production of the show. One of the worst decisions the network made regarding the show was the ordering of so many more episodes to the point where the production crew was forced to create another season and delegate episodes to there. This resulted in the episodes on Season 4 looking extremely rushed, and contributing to the inferior look the Games episodes had to the Spümcø episodes.[6] Lastly, working in John Kricfalusi’s cult-like shadow for so long had detrimental effects once Kricfalusi was fired. While Ren & Stimpy was indeed a group effort of multiple talented artists, Kricfalusi was the ringleader of all the creativity and understandably hogged a lot of the credit for the show’s success. When he was fired - critics, audiences and network executives severely burdened the incoming new management on meeting Kricfalusi’s expectations - putting them under a severe amount of stress. And while Kricfalusi was certainly hard to work with he at least gave the show a solid direction to go off of. Yes it was madness, but there was at least a method to the madness in the Spümcø era.[7] In the Games era, the staff direction became more confused and directionless - and the writing and animation suffered a downgrade as a result.

    By 1995, everyone working on the show was thoroughly burnt out. Ren & Stimpy was largely old news by that point. Much of the animation scene had already made numerous copycats of the show such as 2 Stupid Dogs, Eek the Cat, The Brothers Grunt (though that had more Beavis and Butt Head influence as well) and Cow and Chicken. Much of the production team was ready to move on to bigger and better things in the industry. The final nail in the coffin would be the huge spike in popularity of Rugrats that same year thanks to reruns, and thus Nickelodeon washed its hands of involvement with Ren & Stimpy by canceling it in December 1995 (though one last episode would air on MTV in 1996). But in 2002, Viacom would invite Spümcø back to work on a new Ren & Stimpy series - one aimed at adults. One of their networks - Spike TV (“The First Network for MEN”) - had made their own animation block to capitalize on the popularity of the then-new wave of raunchy adult animation defined by Fox’s Family Guy and Comedy Central’s South Park. Said block included “classic” shows such as Gary the Rat and Stripperella. Unlike Nickelodeon, Spike TV pretty much let loose all control on Kricfalusi and Spümcø to pretty much make an EXTREME version of Ren & Stimpy. And it all worked out……. exactly as well as you imagined: terribly.

    A lot of online cartoon community YouTubers/animation fans make the case that Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon didn’t work because it was way too dark, depressing, disgusting and disturbing compared to the original series. This however, isn’t really true. Oddly - there is a venn diagram between Adult Party Cartoon and the worst of the Games era - they’re both boringly bad. The biggest part of why Ren & Stimpy succeeded in the first place was because it 1) toyed with the audience on what was and wasn’t acceptable for children, and 2) used creative ways to slip material past censors. An oft-cited example of this in action is the Season 2 episode “Rubber Nipple Salesmen” - where Nickelodeon limited the amount of times they could say the word “nipple” without saying it as “Rubber Nipple” (that of course paired with the commentary on the paranoia of the 50s American Dream, but that goes without saying). With Adult Party Cartoon however, episodes like “Onward and Upward” and “Naked Beach Frenzy” treat whatever grotesque or sexual content as the joke in and of itself. These jokes did not succeed in making anyone above the age of 11 laugh, just making them uncomfortable. It also didn’t help that in Adult Party Cartoon, the episodes were stretched out to 22 minutes instead of the original’s 11 minutes - which resulted in said unfunny jokes being as drawn-out and padded-out as humanly possible. Ultimately, due to yet again missed deadlines and advertisers withdrawing ad-revenue, Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon was canceled after 3 episodes and was condemned as one of the worst television series of all time.

    Which brings us back to the topic of this alternate history. If someone in the production staff hypothetically rose up with the talent of Kricfalusi and with an efficiency desired by Nickelodeon, how long could the show keep up the act of continuing to shock audiences? Well, after Kricfalusi was fired, the show actually continued to get away with disturbing imagery - as seen in episodes such as “A Yard Too Far”, “Ren’s Retirement”, and “It’s a Dog’s Life” (which mind you is basically a ripoff of “Man’s Best Friend”). The trouble with Kricfalusi is that Nickelodeon arguably let him get away with a lot, but since he kept being late on deadlines - they fired him. Now, whether or not it was “Man’s Best Friend” or Kricfalusi’s Cyberpunk 2077-tier mismanagement of deadlines - having the show crossover with another equally popular piece of media - the band Nirvana - that yields record-high ratings would have a big chance at giving Kricfalusi one more chance, albeit in a slightly reduced role. In the end however - while the show can go on and get away with a lot as long as it brings Nickelodeon lots of money, John Kricfalusi as we know him is simply living on borrowed time. Kricfalusi is going to fight at any moment to keep control, and this renewal will only give him a couple more years before his workplace issues rear their ugly heads. Unlike OTL, I have reason to believe he will not go quietly.

    [1] Disney had broken the mold of theatrical animation and released Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - the (almost) first full-length animated feature film - in 1937. This was then followed by Pinocchio and Fantasia in 1940, Dumbo in 1941, and Bambi in 1942. All of them are considered some of the greatest films ever made due to their beautiful animation, musical score and songs, and sheer cultural impact. Fleischer Studios also enjoyed great success with their Popeye and Superman short series, and also were the only other animation studio that rivaled Disney on the animated film front prior to the 1980s, releasing Gulliver’s Travels and Mr. Bug Goes to Town. Warner Bros’ Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies short series - after years of middling success - would explode in popularity with the rise of wacky, screwball slapstick comedy punctuated by the debut of the now-iconic Daffy Duck and later Bugs Bunny - both of whom would spawn numerous timeless cartoons of the period. MGM’s animated division - after a very rough start - would rise to the challenge with the debut of the immortal Tom & Jerry series in 1940, and after the arrival of WB alumni Tex Avery - would result in cartoons that were the perfect foil to the mainstream Disney works with their absurdist, screwball humor. Even the weaker studios of the period such as Walter Lantz Productions, Terrytoons, and Fleischer Studios’ successor Famous Studios were still well regarded and have a cult following to the present day.

    [2] There were, of course, other notable studios of the period. These included Filmation - a studio known for having animation arguably worse than Hanna-Barbera with shows like The Archie Show, Fraidy Cat (which was part of their unsuccessful Uncle Croc’s Block), and Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids - although they occasionally produced some better material such as Star Trek: The Animated Series. Then there was Depatie-Freleng Enterprises, known for The Pink Panther Show, some less-than-stellar Looney Tunes shorts, the later animated Dr. Seuss specials like The Cat in the Hat and The Lorax, and some Marvel cartoons towards the end - where they then transitioned into Marvel Productions. Other independent animators and studios such as Chuck Jones, Bill Melendez, Fred Wolf, and Rankin/Bass would make a living producing primetime animated TV specials. On the theatrical front Disney saw no competition apart from Ralph Bakshi - who mainly made animated films aimed at adults like Fritz the Cat or The Lord of the Rings, and the odd independent animated film such as Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure or Watership Down.

    [3] Among the so-called rules that they put out included not being able to say “die” or “death” and always having to shoehorn in some type of moral to teach kids. At one point, even basic conflict was prevented, resulting in some of the most dull and boring cartoons ever made.

    [4] Much of these episodes are from Season 3 and Season 5. These include “To Salve And Salve Not”, “A Yard Too Far”, “An Abe Divided”, “Stimpy’s Cartoon Show” (I think we all agree that this is the best episode of the Games era), “Ren’s Bitter Half”, “Space Dogged”, “City Hicks”, “Ren’s Brain” (some people call this one of the bad episodes, I thought it was alright), “I Was a Teenage Stimpy”, “Who’s Stupid Now?” (pretty good, but I felt they could have come up with better ways to reference each other’s character traits, like I would have preferred if Ren-Stimpy said “You Eediot” or You Sick Little Monkey” rather than “Where’s My Dinner”), “A Scooter for Yaksmas” and “Sammy and Me”. That said there are also episodes I dislike from these parts like “Circus Midgets” (mediocre), “No Pants Today” (which is just stupid), “Jimminy Lummox”, “Ren’s Retirement”, “Hard Times for Haggis” (Haggis McHaggis is probably my least favorite character in Ren & Stimpy, unless you count APC’s bastardized version of Ren), and “School Mates” (which is absolutely awful, right up there with “It’s a Dog’s Life” and “Aloha Höek”).

    [5] I should also mention that the layout process was greatly simplified compared to the Spümcø era. While in the Spümcø era the layouts were very meticulously worked on, the Games era simply had the layout process shipped overseas where the storyboards were simply blown up to larger proportions. It’s a big reason why a lot of Games episodes - especially Season 4 - have animation that looks closer to a UPA cartoon.

    [6] It is for this reason that I consider Season 4 to be the worst season of the original Ren & Stimpy - and the worst piece of Ren & Stimpy media were it not for Adult Party Cartoon. I’ve had to slog through stinkers like “A Friend in Your Face”, “Prehistoric Stimpy” (typical lazy “characters but prehistoric” plot), “Farm Hands” (unnecessary return of Ewalt and Abner), “A Hard Day’s Luck” (another Haggis episode), “I Love Chicken”, “It’s a Dog’s Life” (this episode in particular is pure dogshit - not only is it a ripoff of “Man’s Best Friend”, but it has a mean-spiritedness and repulsiveness that dangerously approaches that of Adult Party Cartoon), “The Scotsman in Space” (guess who), “Pixie King”, “Aloha Höek” (this is the worst one, boring, overly-repulsive like “It’s a Dog’s Life”, and pretty much has that “Mad Libs” humor lots of bad Games episodes have), “Cheese Rush Days” and “Galoot Wranglers” (both of which are the most forgettable episodes).

    [7] When Kricfalusi was fired, he was initially offered a creative consultant position to keep the show going on. Being Kricfalusi, he refused. However, if Kricfalusi had just swallowed his pride for 5 seconds and accepted Nickelodeon’s offer - then that could have benefited everyone. Nickelodeon would no longer have to deal with Kricfalusi’s antics disrupting the show’s production, while the staff know what they’re doing and the show wouldn’t drop off in quality in the Games era.
     
    News, Headlines and Articles: April (and more of March) 1993
  • ATF Raids Waco religious group, Key Members Taken into Custody
    Excerpt from The Chicago Tribune, 1 March 1993 [1]
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    WACO, Texas - Yesterday, in a dramatic turn of events, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (ATF) successfully carried out a meticulously planned operation to raid the Branch Davidians compound, resulting in the apprehension of key members. The operation, which managed to catch the group by surprise, was executed on the grounds of the local group allegedly containing illegal firearms.

    The move comes months after the high profile Ruby Ridge in August of last year, and this new raid - which resulted in 5 killed and 38 injured - has received polarizing reactions…

    Disney Confirms Cable Service to Be Available on Basic Packages “Within Two Years”
    Excerpt from The Wall Street Journal, 2 April 1993 [2]
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    Stock for The Walt Disney Company saw an unexpected surge today following the announcement that the company’s premium cable service - The Disney Channel - will transition into being a cable network available on basic cable television packages "within two years," a move that deviates from the company's original plan by advancing the timeline significantly. This strategic shift is poised to dramatically increase the channel's accessibility to a broader audience, potentially boosting viewership numbers and advertising revenue.

    It also follows the larger series of events in the world of cable television in wake of the massive success of Nickelodeon’s original animated programming. This includes Turner Broadcasting System’s Cartoon Network announcing its own original programming, and rumors swirling of MCA and Paramount Communications’ USA Networks launching an offshoot of the USA Cartoon Express block. Disney President Frank Wells has claimed “The Disney Channel gives the company more opportunities in regards to [its] television content than would be possible on the traditional broadcast networks, and [the company] hopes to continue to entertain viewers as technology marches on.”

    Launched in April 1983, The Disney Channel was originally the company’s answer to the proliferation of premium subscription cable television the likes of Home Box Office (HBO) and Showtime…..

    United Nations Adopts Resolution 817 - International Occupation of Somalia Authorized
    Excerpt from The Washington Post, 9 April 1993 [3]
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    In a historic decision, the United Nations Security Council has adopted Resolution 817, authorizing a significant escalation of UN Peacekeeping involvement in the ongoing Somali Civil War. The resolution was passed with strong backing of the United States, with the White House making clear its interests in stabilizing the country and providing humanitarian aid to its populace.

    Resolution 817 outlines a comprehensive plan for the deployment of multinational forces to key areas within Somalia - focusing on a military occupation of the country for a period of no less than 5 years, the rapid deployment of humanitarian goods, disarmament of militant groups, and the foundation of a stable central government. Resolution 817 also does not rule out significant changes to Somalia’s borders - both internal and external - in order to achieve its key objectives.

    The operation would be led by troops from the United States, Ethiopia….

    More Sightings of The Woman with White Blonde Hair and Strange Men Appear
    Excerpt from Rolling Stone, 18 April 1993 [4]
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    There’s been a peculiar sight among superfans of the modern day icon Kurt Cobain in the past few months. And that’s this mysterious woman with white-blonde hair. Back in February, paparazzi managed to sneak a photo of the woman with Kurt in the flesh. Since then, there have been wild rumors making the rounds given Kurt Cobain’s surprising lack of hanging with the ladies.

    Since that photo, sightings of the woman appear to permeate around downtown Seattle and around the University of Washington. The men she appears with aren’t Kurt Cobain… but they certainly look like Kurt Cobain. This has led to an explosion of conspiracy theories and wild speculation among fan circles and the media. These men may bear a striking resemblance to Cobain, but lack the grunge vibe of Cobain himself, leading some to wonder if this is all a mere coincidence or perhaps even distant relatives.

    And the mystery goes deeper, as…..

    All Parties of Somali Civil War Issued 48-Hour Ultimatum to Disarm
    Excerpt from The Washington Post, 29 April 1993 [5]
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    This morning, all active parties fighting in the Somali Civil War were given a 48-hour ultimatum to surrender to UN Coalition authorities and disarm its weapons……

    [1] IOTL, Branch Davidians leader David Koresh was able to be informed about the imminent ATF raid on the compound when his brother in law working at the postal service was tipped off by a local news reporter on where the raid was going to be. ITTL, minor butterflies mean that this does not happen and the entire group is caught by surprise - avoiding the week long tragedy that happened IOTL.

    [2] Blah blah blah “The Disney Channel” became “Disney Channel” in OTL 1997 blah blah blah Ren & Stimpy speeds this up blah blah blah.

    [3] Basically, it’s an alternate version of Resolution 814 - which authorized UNOSOM II. But there’s critical differences between 814 and 817. Resolution 814 merely further assists in rebuilding the country, ease the reunification of Somalia, and pass more humanitarian aid. Resolution 817 unambiguously calls for an international military occupation then the enforcement of more humanitarian aid and the reestablishment of a central government.

    [4] This will understandably create a different relationship dynamic between the media and Kurt’s relationships.

    [5] Since there was a fear among those leading the Somalia intervention of causing too many collateral civilian casualties, I figured that a head start like this would be issued.
     
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    Chapter X: What's Up
  • A Rough Start
    Interview with Gwen Stefani on VH1’s Recording Insight (1997)
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    GWEN STEFANI: And I just felt so embarrassed. Like, so embarrassed. I just blew the cover of the world’s most aloof celebrity. Ev - even if he didn’t want to be one.

    INTERVIEWER: Right. Right.

    GWEN STEFANI: But, you know, looking back, it’s kind of adorable of me to think that way. I mean, here was Kurt, this icon of our generation, and there I was, completely star-struck and making a fool out of myself. But I don't know… he just - had this way of making you feel at ease. And he told me that he was starting to get the hang of um, shrugging it all off.

    INTERVIEWER: Right. So how did the two of you manage to get out of that situation? Did he come prepared for next time?

    *brief pause*

    GWEN STEFANI: *jokingly* Well firstly, we were always trying to dodge paparazzi whenever we would get the chance.

    GWEN STEFANI: But really, we simply made where we met a lot more inconsistent for those chasers. One night, we would be in a dingy, underground club like the very first time we met - enjoying local bands and getting drunk off our asses. Another, we would be dining out at a fancy Japanese restaurant - which was interesting since I as someone who’s been on a lot of family trips to Japan - I consider myself a super fan of Japanese culture![1]

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    Basically something like this

    INTERVIEWER: Wow!

    GWEN STEFANI: I know right! And during these dates he would continue to find quirky ways of disguising himself. Sometimes he would look more like a nerd where he would put his hair up in a ponytail, while others he would just have it like - covered in hair gel and actually washed. Even had the intuition to wear a fancy suit one time.

    GWEN STEFANI: But no matter what we did, we always tried to keep things low-key. We would have these long conversations about everything under the sun – music, art, life. He had such a profound way of looking at the world, it really opened my eyes.

    INTERVIEWER: Well that’s just great, Gwen. Did the two of you even get the opportunity to commit?

    *brief pause from Gwen Stefani*

    GWEN STEFANI:....No…. not at the time, sadly. My studies were my priority, and I promised myself a couple years back that I wanted to become a music producer. So it was still just small little meetings. And he had things hanging on his back too…..

    The Continuing Struggles of Kurt Cobain
    Interview with Kurt Cobain on MTV’s 120 Minutes (1994)
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    KURT COBAIN: First off, I hated wearing a suit, man. Couldn’t feel my balls. *chuckles from Kurt and off-screen* But I knew that if I wanted to be… happy with my life, I had to put in the elbow grease. But still, I think that I wasn’t the most comfortable in that type of environment.[2]

    INTERVIEWER: But other than your misgivings of feeling a different lifestyle - a wealthier one per se - how well did you and Gwen hit it off?

    KURT COBAIN: Yeah, yeah, Gwen’s a real riot. She has this energy about her, you know? Always upbeat, always looking at the bright side of things. It was infectious. Even if we were different, it was those differences - differences between us - that mended together. Didn’t really clash.

    INTERVIEWER: Now something that concerns me are the rumors of not only heroin use - but also using harder core drugs. Has that been affecting your relationship with Gwen so far?

    *Kurt’s grin sags, pauses briefly*

    KURT COBAIN: ….First of all, rule number one of rock and roll - don’t listen to what the mainstream says about me - they’re a bunch of tricksters, grifters…. nasty people swimming around in there. Second, I’ve been trying to gain control over my senses - cause, uh - I wanna be able to keep my shit together as all the attention keeps growing around me. And I - I really just wanna keep myself happy as I make more music.

    INTERVIEWER: Uh huh. We’ll I’ve heard about the concert about a year ago - think it was before Gallows came out - it was at… Dallas?

    KURT COBAIN: *with a wry smile* Daly City?

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    INTERVIEWER: Daly City, yeah. Anyways there was a concert before Gallows where you and the band were performing a relief concert, and there’s like these tapes - bootlegs - going around of you going absolutely wild on stage - totally improv lyrics, totally improv guitar, coming up with these crazy new songs that just keep getting built off of -

    KURT COBAIN: Hey, hey! *Bursts out laughing* I was just putting on a hell of a show? Can ya blame me man? We were helping rape victims, of course we had to have a great show. Though we figured we might keep the touring down until Gallows came out.[3]

    INTERVIEW: *laughs* Oh right, right. Definitely sounds like a Nirvana show, pushing every button - rebelling against every authority - while still making it about more than just the music. It's about the message, the impact. So, in that vein, I’m going to go on a brief tangent and ask you about the rumors I’ve heard about the trouble getting out the lead singles for Gallows. Could you elaborate on that?

    *Kurt’s grin vanishes entirely as he rolls his head back, exasperated*

    KURT COBAIN: …Oohhhhh, GOD did those stuckups at Geffen not like our sound. They - they thought it was ugly. Unlistenable. They didn’t like Albini, didn’t trust the type of sound he was used to. So I gave the initial mix another listen - and sadly I admitted there needed to be some touch ups.

    INTERVIEWER: Yes.

    KURT COBAIN: So while we did all we could to make sure not to make it a nightmare for us like Nevermind - we did some fixing on the mix. Albini felt pretty squeamish, cause he feared that we were making kiddie Sesame Street material all along if we kept cleaning up what was supposed to be an album that SCREAMED grit and noise. In the end, we reached a compromise. Some of the tracks like “Still Life” were cleaned up just enough to satisfy the label, and we made “The Watchman” and “Burn The Rain” more chaste and coherent for the guys over at Nickelodeon. But mostly, we kept the rawness, the edge that Albini and our band wanted. It was a fine line to walk, but I think we managed to capture the essence of what we were aiming for with Gallows. It's raw, it's real, but it's also accessible in a way that we can all be proud of.[4]

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    Top: Steve Albini in 1993
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    INTERVIEWER: Well that’s just great, Looks like things worked out after all.

    KURT COBAIN: Well not really all. As we were finishing up, Geffen told us that they were specifically making “Watchmen” and “Rain” the lead singles, plus our version of David Bowie’s “The Man Who Sold the World” and “In the Pines”. They told us something about making the album more respectable to “decent American families” - which I called bullshit, since this was no normal kiddie cartoon they were marketing it to, it was basically Looney Tunes made by Charles Manson.

    INTERVIEWER: Yeah, Ren & Stimpy last I checked is a cartoon that feels like it came from an asylum, if the creator’s latest interview on Howard Stern is to be believed -

    KURT COBAIN: Yeah, I’d rather…. NOT talk about that.

    INTERVIEWER: Oh. Did it have something to do with your presence during the interview?[5]

    KURT COBAIN: Yeah…. What I would like to talk about is the thing that my relationship with Gwen really took off. You see, I was meeting with my old girlfriend - who big shock - turned out to be dating Billy Corgan.

    INTERVIEWER: You mean the frontman of the Smashing Pumpkins?

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    KURT COBAIN: Yeah, that's him. I’d got back in touch with my ex - Courtney - before I met with Gwen. I told her I was willing to meet up with her and Billy, and Gwen and I would just stay for the weekend at their home in Chicago. It was a weird, awkward setup, but Gwen was totally cool about it. She's always been incredibly secure and supportive, and she knew how important closure was for me.

    KURT COBAIN: But that weekend was about to get a lot more awkward than I thought.

    INTERVIEWER: That sounds disturbing.

    KURT COBAIN: Well at first things were alright. We…. made some small talk about music and the industry, trying to keep things light. I talked about the music I was making and how the rest of the band was going in a more rustic type of vibe, and also how insane Ren & Stimpy was. Courtney talked about the stress and hassle of raising their baby daughter Lily, Billy kept talking about how the songs he and his band were working on - like the lead single of their up and coming album - “Demons of Love”.[6]

    INTERVIEWER: Ah, is that the song Billy wrote about his love for Courtney?

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    *brief pause from Cobain*

    KURT COBAIN: Yeah…. Talking about how he didn’t care what the press had to say about his relationships with women. But with lyrics like “your love is like a noose around my neck, but I don't want to be freed from your grasp,” it was hard not to see it as a dig at me and my past with Courtney. I mean - I don’t want to slander the guy, but it's pretty clear he's got some... intense feelings.

    INTERVIEWER: Yikes.

    KURT COBAIN: It was pretty clear there was tension between the two of us, Billy and I. Billy gave off this…. *throws hands around* air of arrogance, like he bragged about winning the girl I tried to woo over. Though he could have been just as jealous of the fact that I had a spouse who was out of the spotlight of the press, unlike Courtney.

    INTERVIEWER: Did the situation ever get more intense than that?

    KURT COBAIN: No, thank god. Gwen deescalated the tension by changing the subject to her career aspirations of producing music - specifically for women in the rock genre. She talked about her vision for creating a space where female artists could thrive without being held back by the men in the industry. It was a topic that everyone at the table could get behind, even Billy - he actually saw it as a sort of… creative boon for rock going forward.

    INTERVIEWER: It sounds like Gwen was your rock throughout that weekend.

    KURT COBAIN: Absolutely. She was my anchor. Without her, I think things could have gone out of control. But Gwen, she has this incredible strength of keeping it altogether. She knows when to step in and when to let things be. That weekend in Chicago, it didn't just reinforce my love for her; it made me see how indispensable she is to my life.

    INTERVIEWER: It's clear that your relationship with Gwen grew to be… a deep and profound one. But how did you drift away from Courtney?

    *pause from Kurt Cobain*

    KURT COBAIN: You know…. I was at my lowest point mentally when I sacrificed my relationships - my intimacy - in favor of advancing my career. A…. career that was taking me to places I didn’t feel like going to. Places that made me feel even more isolated and misunderstood, my artistry more compromised and corporatised, and my relationships fading away more and more.

    *brief pause*

    KURT COBAIN…..And when I tried to grasp back at those who gave me love…. which I turned away….. it slipped away from my hands. So I looked elsewhere. And while I eventually found happiness - in Gwen - this visit gave me the closure I needed with Courtney. It wasn't about choosing one person over another; it was about finding peace within myself and moving forward.

    KURT COBAIN: During the whole visit, I talked to Courtney privately about how her relationship with Corgan was going. She told me that she enjoyed her relationship with Billy, but that their marriage was rocked by his ego and emotional issues.[7] And it was having an effect on her as well.

    INTERVIEWER: How so?

    KURT COBAIN: Well I was up late at night during the trip, and I had to use the restroom. ….And… and I saw her in the restroom with what seemed to be….. heroin. I mean - I knew the press was bullshit…. but on the other hand I was worried about her. She explained to me that she had stopped using heroin during her pregnancy with Lily, which I accepted. But still man…. even though she was not my girlfriend anymore, I worried about her safety.[8]

    INTERVIEWER: So it was that. And that of course led to [REDACTED][REDACTED].

    KURT COBAIN: Yeah. As Gwen and I were heading back home - that whole trip made me realize how lucky I was able to have a woman like Gwen. It made me realize that what Gwen and I have is rare. She’s not just someone I’m with because it's easy or convenient. She's someone I choose to be with, even when things get tough. That weekend, I saw sides of Gwen I'd never seen before—her strength, her compassion, and her ability to stand her ground without causing a scene.

    KURT COBAIN: And despite all the lost love I had for Courtney - in the end - I thought being with Gwen was the better choice.


    [1] This is true IOTL. Gwen’s (and by extension Eric’s) father - Dennis Stefani - was a marketing executive for Yamaha who took frequent trips to Japan. It was these frequent trips during Gwen’s formative years that Japanese culture would go on to inspire her music and aesthetic. However, it has also resulted in rather unflattering moments in her career where she has been accused of cultural appropriation - particularly recently in OTL’s 2023. This also extends to other parts of her career, such as wearing a bindi during her time at No Doubt IOTL.

    [2] While we’re on that note, I would consider the relationship between Kurt Cobain and Gwen Stefani to be extremely different from Kurt Cobain being with Courtney Love IOTL. One of the largest key differences being different backgrounds. We’ve already established that Kurt Cobain lived a turbulent working class childhood, but as for Gwen Stefani’s (and by extension Eric Stefani) childhood - things such as her parents being in a stable relationship in addition to well-paying jobs seems to suggest a middle class - if not upper middle class upbringing. The implications of this could mean that unlike OTL, where Kurt and Courtney enabled each other, Gwen - given her relatively stable, middle class background would make it unlikely for her to be close to Kurt’s drug habits, would mean that Kurt wouldn’t get so messed up under Gwen compared to Courtney.

    [3] Nirvana’s Cow Palace relief concert for rape victims of the Bosnian War on April 9, 1993 is sorta (in)famous in that during the concert Kurt gets on top of the amplifiers and stage dives into the crowd, a moment that has been captured and recounted in numerous Nirvana live performances histories. However, mainstream music critics weren’t as amused. At the time, they panned the performance as a poor man’s Live Aid, and some referred to Kurt’s singing as “off-key”. Yet, in the years after Cobain’s suicide - the concert would eventually be seen as one of the band’s most iconic performances. Here, Kurt’s use of psilocybin affects his performance, resulting in an even crazier set of antics and an even more polarized reaction from music critics and fans.

    [4] IOTL, after In Utero wrapped recording, the album was involved in a mixing dispute between the band and Geffen/DGC - over the latter’s fear that since In Utero had a far more abrasive and raw sound compared to Nevermind, it would alienate the massive audience that Nirvana had grown and would thus fail to achieve the same commercial success. Geffen demanded that the album’s sound be polished to better fit the tastes of mainstream audiences. In the end, one of the things that happened was that Producer Scott Litt of R.E.M. fame remixed “Heart Shaped Box” and “All Apologies” - both of which would become the lead singles of In Utero. Here, with “Heart Shaped Box” having never been made and “All Apologies” being pushed back to be apart of Nirvana’s next album - Geffen ultimately pushes all three of the Yak trilogy songs as the lead singles of the album - in addition to the two covers that were IOTL part of the band’s MTV Unplugged performance.

    [5] I will not elaborate on what Kurt and the interviewer just said here, as that is a sneak peek into what's to come. It’s gonna get ugly.

    [6] With Billy Corgan having hooked up with Courtney Love, the circumstances that led to the making of OTL’s Siamese Dream are altered. On one hand, it’s more upbeat ITTL - with Courtney and their child Lily Corgan giving some mental relief to Billy. On the other hand, the recording and production of TTL’s Siamese Dream is still troublesome - but in different ways compared to OTL. I have a post coming up going into detail on what it will be like.

    [7] While Billy Corgan wasn't as mentally unstable as Kurt Cobain was, he still had a rough childhood and much like Kurt it had a lot to do with his upbringing. His parents divorced in 1970 when he was only 3 years old, leaving Billy and his younger brother in the hands of his stepmother - who according to him - abused the two of them physically and emotionally. Since then, he has struggled with anxiety, depression, self harm and contemplating suicide - and it seeped into The Smashing Pumpkins’ output.

    [8] IOTL, when Courtney was pregnant with Frances, she was demonized by the press for allegedly using heroin during her pregnancy. She defended herself by claiming she stopped after discovering she was pregnant - but the damage was done.
     
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    News, Headlines and Articles: May 1993
  • UN Ultimatum Expires, Full Scale Occupation of Somalia Begins
    Excerpt from The Washington Post, 1 May 1993 [1]
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    As the two-day ultimatum set by the United Nations expires, a large-scale peacekeeping force - primarily led by the United States, Ethiopia, Kenya, Uganda and Tanzania - have launched a total occupation of war torn Somalia. This action differs from the UN’s initial intervention in Somalia that started in December of last year, as last year’s intervention was merely focused on the delivery of humanitarian aid.

    The decision to escalate the intervention into an open-ended occupation comes after months of failed negotiations with warring factions and increasing concern over the deteriorating humanitarian situation in the region. President Clinton has claimed that the United States - under assistance from the nation’s armed forces - have helped the UN Security Council rethink its military and peacekeeping strategies to undermine the local Somali warlord factions.

    “We will regret the inevitable short-term casualties in setting up the occupation,” UN Secretary General Boutros Boutros-Ghali announced, “but the long-term peace that will be set up will more than negate the damage…..”

    MCA Finishes Purchase of 1930s/40s Fleischer Brothers Cartoon Library
    Excerpt from The Hollywood Reporter, 10 May 1993 [2]
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    While rumors of USA Networks and one of its two parent companies - MCA - creating a spinoff of the USA Cartoon Express block were unfounded for a while, the latest media acquisition by MCA dispels such speculation into the spotlight. MCA, in a surprising move, has finalized the purchase of the renowned Fleischer Brothers Cartoon Library, a treasure trove of animation history dating back to the 1930s and 1940s. The acquisition, valued at an estimated $50 million, includes the rights to a vast catalog of classic animated shorts produced by Max and Dave Fleischer, and the related Famous Studios company.

    The most credible rumors swirling around allege that the network’s name is called “Anix” - for “Animation Express”. The name was likely chosen to avoid confusion of “Cartoon Express” with Turner Broadcasting’s Cartoon Network - which has also made a name for itself in the world of cable television with its vast library of cartoons - from Warner Brothers to MGM to Hanna-Barbera. A hypothetical “Anix” network would have a programming library consisting of Universal’s own cartoon library - consisting of classic characters such as Woody Woodpecker and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit - their recent acquisition in the form of the Harvey Comics brand and cartoons, and now this recent purchase at its launch.

    Critics however, point out the weakness of Universal’s animation division….

    Eritrea Marks Independence After Years Under Ethiopia
    Excerpt from The New York Times, 25 May 1993 [3]
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    Eritrea, the northernmost province of Ethiopia that won a 30-year war for independence, formally declared itself a nation today.

    The country’s new red, blue and green flag, marked with a yellow olive branch, was raised during a midnight ceremony in the capital, Asmara. President Isaias Afwerki, a leader in the fight for independence, called the flag-raising a “moment of joy and resurrection for Eritrea.”

    He appealed to the world for help in rebuilding Eritrea, a country the size of Britain that lies on the coast of the Red Sea……..

    UN Establishes Twin Administrations in Somalia; Breakaway Somali State Left Intact
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    Two separate administration zones in war-torn Somalia have been set up after the occupation has gone into effect. Most of the leaders of the rebel Somali National Alliance are either killed, surrendered, or having defected to the new planned government…

    [1] So what’s basically happened here is that butterflies from the massive success of “Yodelin’ Yaks”/”The Yodel Song” have caused the plotters of the second 1992 Venezuela coup to take over more television stations - leading to the coup succeeding. Of course, with a leftist takeover after the Cold War being dead on arrival, the United States is motivated to stop this by trying to overthrow Chavez. This leads to a last-minute cabinet change in the incoming Clinton administration with a more effective Secretary of Defense - and thus different military positions at different times. Long story short, this leads to American foreign policy reorganizing the intervention in Somalia - with far more lax rules of engagement, the change in goals from a vague humanitarian mission to an unambiguous occupation and rebuilding, and the use of better coalition partners (Ethiopia and East African nations rather than Pakistan and Malaysia) - result in an alternate UNOSOM II with no Black Hawk Down or Battle of Mogadishu equivalent as we know it. This will affect American foreign policy in Africa, and I’m sure you know what I’m talking about.

    [2] This is what we would consider the pre-October 1950 Fleischer Studios/Famous Studios library. IOTL, Paramount sold these cartoons to U.M. & M Corporation in 1956, which then went to National Telefilm Associates (hence their logo on several public domain Paramount cartoons), which itself became the reconstituted Republic Pictures in 1984 - and finally bought by Viacom in 1996. These cartoons have never seen a public release, but many are in the public domain and available on low-budget/quality DVD sets (which I’m sure some of you have had at one point). Here, this purchase - along with high quality remasters from the original masters (provided they still exist and Paramount gives them access via their share in USA) potentially means another Golden Age cartoon revival as happened commonly in the 90s.

    [3] OTL.

    [4] To ease occupation pressures, the breakaway Republic of Somaliland is not included as part of the occupation, while the rest of Somalia is divided into two separate administration zones. Both of these will be important later on.
     
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    Chapter XI: About A Girl
  • How Season Three of Ren & Stimpy Broke the Mold, Part I
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    One of the defining aspects of Ren & Stimpy is a little thing called - “psychodrama”.

    You might be thinking - “what even is that term?” Well… imagine if H.P. Lovecraft was a wacky cartoonist. …no that’s not it….. ..er… Imagine if Charles Manson was a part of Monty Python….. …nope, too racy….. Well, um…. think of the show as a rollercoaster if you will - and all the twists and turns are basically through the chaotic landscapes of the human psyche. Throw in some uncanny movement and color palette, and surreal humor or just surrealness for surrealness’ sake, and you start to get a sense of what "psychodrama" entails in the world of Ren & Stimpy. Sometimes comedy, sometimes horror, sometimes even tragedy - psychodrama explored the type of material that would mentally break a person. It would be Season 3 that Ren & Stimpy took its psychodrama to an entirely new level.

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    Psychodrama, Exhibit A

    In Season 1 of Ren & Stimpy - psychodrama was still in an embryonic stage - most episodes were just the typical gross humor people recognize the show as. But that’s the thing - it was embryonic. Episodes like “Space Madness” - where the pair go insane while in space, and “Stimpy’s Invention” - where Stimpy drives Ren to madness after forcing him to be happy with a “Happy Helmet” - show a prototypical psychodrama at play, where the crew were testing the waters of what they could do on the show. When Season 2 rolled around, John Kricfalusi and his ilk greatly upped the ante on the psychodrama with episodes such as “Rubber Nipple Salesmen” and “Sven Höek”. The former has a scene where Mr. Horse gets beaten up over a question about rubber nipples, while the latter has Ren fall into a psychotic episode after Stimpy and Ren’s cousin Sven trashed the entire house at the climax of the episode.

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    Psychodrama, Exhibit B

    And then there’s “Stimpy’s Fan Club”. An episode that stands as one of the most disturbing examples of psychodrama in Season 2 - if not the entire series. In this episode, Ren and Stimpy receive a ton of fan mail - only for Ren to discover that all the fan letters were for Stimpy, not him. Worried, Stimpy makes Ren president of his fan club - but this just causes Ren to become more distraught - to the point where he has a psychotic breakdown. Ren stays awake as Stimpy sleeps, and fantasizes about the thoughts of killing Stimpy as he is down - remarking that he just needs to do “one quick twist, and it’s over.” Luckily, before he could get the chance, his brain begins to “sting” as he envisions himself burning alive in hell. The rest of the episode deescalates relative to this part, with Ren excited finding a single fan letter. However, he finds out it was from Stimpy all along, leaving him left embarrassed and humiliated.

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    "AND WITH THESE HANDS I HOLD THE FATE OF MILLIONS......."

    But still, that climatic part of the episode where Ren tries to kill Stimpy remains one of the most disturbing moments in the entire series. Just think - this type of scene would have been unthinkable in a children’s cartoon from just 5 years earlier. As such, Nick executives had a complex, love-hate relationship with the psychodrama episodes. On one hand, they loved the emotional scenes since they provided a warm contrast with the manic gross out humor of the show, and also felt that they would endure the show with families who normally felt uncomfortable watching the series.[1] On the other hand, they felt that the psychodrama episodes were a bit too intense and unsettling for their target audience, which was still primarily children.

    Yet despite this, Season 3 would be the season that would bring many of the most memorable psychodrama episodes to the table. After Spümcø avoided being fired by Nickelodeon back in September 1992, John Kricfalusi seemed to be only emboldened to pursue more psychodrama episodes - many of them being ones that Nick rejected during the first two seasons. Much like how “Bikini Beach Frenzy” and “Onward and Upward” were finally made during Season 3, so too would the two of the best episodes of the entire show come into fruition this season - “Ren Seeks Help” and “The Big Switch”. The former is about how Ren seeks help with Mr. Horse after making Stimpy extremely upset with a story, while its more lighthearted sequel episode is about how the two switch roles after the fact - and hilarity ensues.

    “Ren Seeks Help” - and its sister episode “The Big Switch” - were pitched to Nickelodeon the year before, but it was ultimately rejected because the censors didn’t like the idea of “deconstructing what makes a screwball character a screwball.” The main executives also felt that the three parts Kricfalusi had made of this group of episodes consumed way too much of the show’s budget.[2] But as the show was more popular than ever - and Nick gave the show a larger budget - Kricfalusi would go ahead and make the episodes, with Dick Dutch and I working with him.

    These two episodes were a challenge to produce. Kricfalusi was adamant on there being zero compromises in the detail he was going into for three - not two - episodes. Already, Dutch and I saw cracks in Kricfalusi’s so-called marvel of genius. “Eric, is this guy for real,” he told me. And I just said, “he’s as real as a bolt of lightning striking your backyard. Problem is getting that lightning bolt to strike in the right place." And that’s what we did once again - the same song and dance routine to get Kricfalusi to compromise for the sake of making things work. Getting Kricfalusi to streamline his ambitious plans for the saga was easy enough - Dutch convinced him that the three-parter he was shooting for would ruin the pacing and direction of the gags, while I pointed out that said gags were needed to relieve the audience of the dark and serious turn Kricfalusi was taking for “Ren Seeks Help”.[3] As such, the planned, separate first part - “Life Is Pain” - was scrapped and integrated into “Ren Seeks Help”. Scenes from both prior drafts were cut down - especially Stimpy’s meltdown or Ren’s slow walk to therapy.

    Getting Kricfalusi to tone down the actual content of the episodes - mainly that of “Ren Seeks Help” - was a bigger hassle of the production. In the early drafts of the episode, the scenes where Ren is recalling his past delved deeply into Ren's mental struggles, including vivid depictions of him torturing insects before working his way up to torturing a live frog. I mean, I can’t stress enough when I mean that there’s scenes of Ren ripping out the frog’s intestines, shit like Ren electrocuting the frog with a car battery before burning him, and even preparing to beat him with a hammer. All the while, Ren shows zero signs of remorse, zero signs of guilt, and zero repercussions from his actions.[4]

    Supposedly, when Kricfalusi was writing all this - he intended for this part of the episode to be a “satire” and “deconstruction” of the zany cartoon trope - by having the screwball cartoon character actually turn out to be an actual batshit psychopath. If that was Kricfalusi’s intention - then had this early version of “Ren Seeks Help” actually seen the light of day - it would have been an absolute trainwreck. To say that the show would have “jumped the shark” - would be an understatement. It would have jumped the shark - on top of two plane crashes - on top of a zombie apocalypse - on top of an active warzone - all in hell.

    Fortunately, this version was clearly never made to be aired on television. Dutch and I got to work convincing Kricfalusi to revise his censor-bait script in what Dutch simply called “turd-polishing.” First, Ren’s insanity and sadism was toned down while being made a lot more complex - he didn’t just hurt for his own pleasure anymore - it was now a tug-of-war struggle between the inner dualities of his conscience. An example of this can be seen in the final version of the frog scene in “Ren Seeks Help”. Ren now displays signs of inner conflict and remorse as he grapples with his dark impulses. The scene becomes a representation of Ren's internal struggle, highlighting the complexity of his character rather than glorifying violence for the sake of it. He struggles to even poke the frog with a stick. Ultimately, Ren decides to simply leave the frog alone.

    This naturally alters the part of Ren’s flashbacks where we meet his parents. No frog torture obviously meant that the scenes featuring Ren's parents needed significant turd-polishing as well. We thought it would be compelling to base Ren’s father on Kricfalusi’s own father. Kricfalusi would of course sometimes talk about how his father was a tough, old-school type of guy who didn't easily express his emotions. Of course since it didn’t really go beyond that - we never had any further questions. Dutch even shared stories with Kricfalusi about how his dad always wanted him to be a manly man. And so this became the foundation for Ren's father in the revised script.[5] The final version of the scenes basically consisted of Ren trying to burn an anthill with a magnifying glass - but is caught by his parents, with Ren’s father saying he’s “had it up to HERE with the likes of [his] joker antics'' and that he will now be forced to be a “good boy.” Ren’s entire house is then turned into one big boot camp, forced to do exercises such as “a thousand push-ups, eat the hardest tacks, and balance [his] foot on a red-hot iron poker for an hour - you little mangy munchkin!" These comedic yet stringent exercises reflected the overbearing expectations placed upon Ren by his father. Afterwards, it would flash-forward to Ren in his teenage years where he met Stimpy. Ren loses his grip and he slaps Stimpy for being “so, so very stupid.” But because Stimpy is numb to the pain, Ren slaps him over and over again - leading to the present day.

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    So basically, absolutely NOT this.

    Finally, we basically reworked the beginning and ends of “Ren Seeks Help” - which honestly disturbed Dutch and I. There were multiple times when I caught Dutch making a cuckoo bird impersonation behind Kricfalusi’s back - but could you really blame him? I mean first of all, the ending has Ren murder Mr. Horse after he declared him insane while the same, suffering frog comes back to put himself out of his misery. And the beginning was equally rotten, as it turns out that the thing that made Stimpy upset in the first place was a story about the Children’s Crusade where thousands of children were killed and sold into sexual slavery - which Ren uses as proof that “life is pain.”

    And so once again, we got up to some turd polishing. After a ton of frustrating attempts to get Kricfalusi to compromise on the ending - during which he accused us of being “swines who can’t handle the drama”, we were able to get him to compromise on a new ending: Mr. Horse still declares Ren crazy - but this time, Mr. Horse successfully subdues Ren before he’s hauled off to the mental asylum. The tone then lightens up when a media circus headed by the Announcer Salesman (aka the guy who coerced Stimpy to press the “History Eraser Button'' in Season 1’s “Space Madness”) interviews Mr. Horse, asking him how he likes the idea of helping other people. Mr. Horse - in a play on his usual catchphrase - says “No sir….. I HATE IT!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” as he grabs the news camera and goofy music plays as the episode irises out. As for the beginning half of the episode, we had Stimpy’s garden inspiring him to be a kid again - and his antics keep unintentionally hurting Ren. This leads to Ren eventually snapping and going on a huge tirade about how “life sucks”. This includes a “sad” story about the misery of growing up - where all the children lose their candy, they must complete “6 million math problems per day”, and the stores won’t give out LOG toys. All of this leads to the mundane and gray life of “adulthood” - where one’s house is in their car stuck in traffic, everyone’s job is “typing out coffee taxes”, and the only drink you can drink is “dog water” (subtly referencing alcoholism, except people drink it like dogs out of water bowls).

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    The Announcer Salesman in "Space Madness"

    The other episode - “The Big Switch” - was much less difficult. We were able to get along with what we wanted to accomplish. Basically, after the events of “Ren Seeks Help” - Stimpy visits Ren at the mental asylum - and forgives him - but under one condition: the two must switch roles from now on. Ren will now be the fat, stupid one, while Stimpy will be the scrawny, psychotic one. The two also swap speaking patterns - Ren now talks like Stimpy and Stimpy now talks like Ren. We had a lot of fun gags that we used for the situation - like Ren making this crazy invention that turns people into clowns - getting him beat up by the Fire Chief for “MAKING MORE CRAZY CIRCUS MIDGETS!!!” Stimpy meanwhile, lacks the edge that Ren has - so his attempts to be mean consist of mundane stuff like ripping tags off of mattresses and putting expired milk in kids’ squirt guns.[6]

    The two try one more time with a classic Ren & Stimpy activity - doing a get-rich-quick scheme. It involves selling toenails that are painted and glow in the dark. The scheme falls apart because customers discover that the glowing toenails don’t give them their “fancy radioactive monkey tentacles”, as Stimpy wasn’t “evil” enough to steal plutonium from the nuclear power plant. After ending up in a gutter, the two realize that it was better when Ren was the jerk and Stimpy was the idiot. The final gag is Ren transferring Stimpy’s fat back into his body by french-kissing each other on the lips. Ultimately, “The Big Switch” serves as the perfect comedic antidote to the brooding psychodrama seen in “Ren Seeks Help”. Later on, the two episodes would actually win Emmy Awards for Outstanding Individual Achievement in Directing and Writing in a Comedy Series, respectively at the 46th Primetime Emmy Awards in 1994.

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    Think of the episode as similar to this.

    But despite the enjoyment Eric and I had making “The Big Switch” - Dutch and I couldn’t help but realize how much of a hassle working with John Kricfalusi was at the time. We constantly butted heads with Kricfalusi's eccentricities and dizzying creative decisions. We knew all the rumors that Kricfalusi was quite the prima donna of the cartoon industry - but the two of us thought that we could simply compromise and reason with him - being creative visionaries ourselves. Looking back, Dutch would just keep pushing and pushing his “amerime” pitches, while even I wasn’t immune to the occasional fart-sniffing after “Yodelin’ Yaks”. But Kricfalusi was now appearing to be more like a wild bull, and the things we would go through would basically amount to waving red cloth in front of him to do anything. It’s honestly no surprise that [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED].

    In the next part of our series, we will continue to delve into the production challenges Season 3 of Ren & Stimpy faced while working with John Kricfalusi. The clashes and compromises were just the tip of the iceberg, and as the season progressed, we found ourselves navigating even more challenging waters. All on top of course, the larger impact of the show on the animation industry - what with all the copycats the show was spawning.

    Eric, Dick, and Bob - The Men Who Made Magic
    Excerpt from the documentary Happy Happy Joy Joy, The Ren & Stimpy Story (2020)


    BOB CAMP: “To Salve And Salve Not” was a story outline that I and….. Vincent Waller - excellent writer - wrote before the big overhaul in ‘92. It was an episode about how because of a subscription that Stimpy signed without like…. reading this fine print - the two are constantly buggered by this Salesman who tries to sell them salve.

    BOB CAMP: Now normally this would have been just that - some sleazy salesman stops at nothing to sell salve to the pair. But just before pre-production, Eric would tell me that he was trying to get Dick Dutch to improve his talent and chose me to help him. I was a little hesitant - given his poor performance on episodes like “Stimp Racer” - but Eric was able to convince me to give him one last shot. Plus, he was John Kricfalusi-approved - so I wasn’t wasting any time when I took him under my wing.

    *cuts to Dick Dutch*

    DICK DUTCH: I had heard a lot of things about Bob Camp during my early days at Spümcø. Some considered him and his work on the show to be more “meat and potatoes” Ren & Stimpy compared to someone like John Kricfalusi. However, I thought of ways I can help him move above that. Little did I know, it was him that was gonna help me move above my previous, rough work.

    DICK DUTCH: Camp’s work may include one of the tamer episodes of Ren & Stimpy - but he was a good base to not only work off - but to ground more innovative artists to a consistent standard.[7] Without him, a lot of artists’ worst excesses would tend to show up - shit like Kricfalusi’s edginess or my tendency to use anime-style comedy and references as a crutch for my weak writing.

    *cuts to Eric Stefani*

    ERIC STEFANI: And as I was supervising the episode, the two would start to help each other in these… funny little ways. While early drafts of “To Salve or Salve Not” simply escalated its running gag by having the salesmen find more ways to enter the two’s house, Dutch had another idea. His idea of… keeping the joke running was to, um… have them try to sell multiple products related to salve, all related to this… *emphasizes with arms* huge mega-corporation called Salve-Ation, Inc….. “a division of BLAMOTech”...

    *cuts to “To Salve or Salve Not”*

    *shows spotlight on a minimalist background with a confused Ren on it as 1950s background music plays*

    ANNOUNCER SALESMAN: You’ll find our brand new package of SALVE-Ation toiletries to be of the utmost importance to the modern man!! And with that comes a 50% discount on our SALVE-Ation Do-It-Yourself, State-Of-The-Art Housing, with an addition of a lifetime supply of SSSSAAAAAAALLLLVVVEEEEE!!!!!! FOR FFFFFFFRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    STIMPY: *Dazed* Now let’s sing the SSSSSSSAAAAAAAALLLLLVVVVEEEEEEE SONG!!!!!!!!!

    *cuts to chorus*

    CHORUS: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, SSSSSSSAAAAAAAALLLLLVVVVEEEEEEE, IT'S THE MIRACLE SALVE FOR YOU AND ME! APPLY IT TO YOUR KNEE, YOUR TOE, OR YOUR BUM, IT'S SSSSSSSAAAAAAAALLLLLVVVVEEEEEEE, YOU CAN'T BEAT THEUM!

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    "And, it can suck a monkey through thirty feet of garden hose!"

    *cuts back to Bob Camp*

    BOB CAMP: But the episode that truly sealed the deal between the three of us was the Season 3 episode “A Yard Too Far”. It was an episode kinda based off an old Yogi Bear cartoon that John and I cooked up, with Ren and Stimpy trying to avoid a dog to get a pie on the windowsill. Except by pie - it’s actually hog jowls and by a dog? It’s a baboon.

    *cuts to “A Yard Too Far”*

    *Stimpy looks through a hole in a wooden fence before turning back to Ren*

    STIMPY: Nope! There’s no dog!

    REN: *eyes pop out while salivating* OOOOOHHHHHH BOY!!!!

    *Ren opens the fence door before his legs spin enough to run. Loud monkey sounds and Ren screaming are then heard off screen as the screen shakes. Stimpy meanwhile doesn’t notice the action off screen as he innocently plays with a flower growing out of the sidewalk. The head of the baboon then appears over the fence with a red sack of flesh in its foaming jaws, to which it releases. A grotesque closeup with a horror cord reveals that this is indeed Ren - who walks over to Stimpy exasperated.*

    STIMPY: *turning to Ren* See Ren? There’s no dog!

    REN: Yeah, *grabs a hold of Stimpy* BUT THERE'S A GOSHDARN BABOON!!![8]

    *cuts back to Bob Camp*

    BOB CAMP: John, of course, tossed it aside to work on his “magnum opus” “Ren Seeks Help” - also with Dick Dutch and Eric Stefani. But I would work with Eric and Dick on this very episode. I laid out the base ingredients, Dick - he got all the spices, and it was Eric who tied it all together with his precision. And voila! *hands emphasize* You got yourselves a certified classic Ren & Stimpy episode.

    *cuts to “A Yard Too Far”*

    *Ren and Stimpy are finishing up their hog jowls when the baboon comes out of its house preparing to tear the two apart*

    PUPPET: Ralphie!

    *Baboon’s eyes pop out before turning around to reveal that Ren’s puppet hand has taken on a mind of its own as a housewife resembling Alice Kramden from The Honeymooners - complete with 3 stereotypical 1950s children.”

    PUPPET: Get… back…. here…. AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN!!!!

    *The children - consisting of chihuahua-baboon hybrids - have the boy and girl constantly fighting over a baby doll, while the baby cries out.*

    BABY PUPPET: *with high pitched Ren-esque voice* ME…… WANT….. EEEDIOT!!!!!

    *baboon snaps*

    BABOON: *with Ralph Kramden/Jackie Gleason-esque voice* "THAT'S IT! *grabs suit, fedora, and briefcase* I'M GOING TO THE STORE TO GET SOME MILK!!!"


    *As “Listen to the Mockingbird” plays, the baboon runs off making wild noises, the puppet and children chase after him with a rolling pin, while Ren and Stimpy are pulled with them*

    PUPPET: COME BACK HERE, YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!!!!![9]

    REN: WE SHOULD HAVE CHASED A CHICKEN INSTEAD!!!

    STIMPY: How about a chicken pizza?!?!?!?!?!?!

    *fades back to old videotape footage in the Spümcø studio*

    JERRY BECK: With their newfound abilities to make episodes that could finally rival what Kricfalusi was putting out, the trio of Bob Camp, Eric Stefani, and Dick Dutch was thus established as a group that made what fans could only call - magic. While for the moment, the three men still had noticeable weaknesses as individuals - as an aggregate, these men would forge some of the most iconic episodes in Ren & Stimpy history. "To Salve or Salve Not" and "A Yard Too Far" were just the beginning of their collaborative journey.

    JERRY BECK: Bob Camp and Eric Stefani - both being members of what was at the time Spümcø’s Creative Decision Board - would grow especially close. It has been said that after the day’s work was over - the two would often gather at a local diner to unwind, share ideas, and simply enjoy each other's company. These late-night discussions fueled their creative synergy and allowed them to refine their storytelling techniques.

    *Cuts to a black-and-white photo of Bob Camp and Eric Stefani sitting in a diner booth, surrounded by empty coffee cups and napkins with scribbled notes. It then cuts to Eric Stefani.*

    ERIC STEFANI: We didn’t just use this time to cook up extra ideas on the fly as we were winding down - we genuinely enjoyed each other’s company as… well, just a couple of dudes who would hang around, talk about the latest football games, share whatever funny things that happened today in the studio, and occasionally, even burst into spontaneous bouts of laughter that would turn heads in the diner.

    *cuts to Bob Camp*

    BOB CAMP: It was genuinely one of the first times in quite a while that I really …. genuinely enjoyed working at the studio, and it was because of this camaraderie that extended outside of work. We'd exchange stories about our families, our dreams, and everything in between. Those late-night diner sessions were just another extension of the positive change that was happening to the studio.

    BOB CAMP: But not all of these discussions were comfortable.

    *background music grows ominous*

    JERRY BECK: Despite all the well meaning change that Stefani had brung to the studio, Camp could not help but feel an existential dread regarding the other man calling the shots at Spümcø: John Kricfalusi.

    *brief pause*

    JERRY BECK: Bob Camp's concerns about the studio's direction under John Kricfalusi's leadership were never far from his mind. While Camp, Stefani, and Dutch were creating some of Ren & Stimpy's most memorable episodes, Kricfalusi’s distaste for acting reasonably on the production set had - according to him - only became emboldened and more unhinged.

    *cuts back to Bob Camp, with a uncomfortable pause before speaking*

    BOB CAMP: ….I wouldn’t use the word ‘hate’ to describe my feelings towards John ‘round that time. More like… ‘fear’..... ‘dread’..... ‘stress’..... before “Yodelin’ Yaks” aired, Spümcø was walking on thin ice….. Nick kept telling us that they were not fucking around when John was proving to be more and more of a liability. But that episode…..

    *sighs hesitantly while pausing*

    BOB CAMP: That….. DAMN episode….. Weasel got off the hook.…. Took all the credit when all he did was voice a screaming dog.

    BOB CAMP: And I warned Eric that all the rookies coming to the studio - Dick too - that they didn’t know. …… Didn’t know that people such as I, Chris, Lynne, and Bill - both of them - were staring down the barrel of a gun….. of a madman who got mad if a single frame was out of place. And there was one phrase I told Eric that I still remember to this day: “The honeymoon period with John Kricfalusi is over.”

    BOB CAMP: And it was up to him to stand up to John Kricfalusi…. and do the right thing.

    *brief pause*

    BOB CAMP: But he didn’t get it at the time…… no one did…… he thought that he could simply carrot-and-stick John into cooling it. ….He felt that much like he bootstrapped an entire toon skill set, he could do the same with giving Kricfalusi a personality transplant. ….But MAN…… he was too cute to understand that Kricfalusi was an entirely different beast compared to himself…. or Dutch….. or anyone.

    BOB CAMP: And it would take [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED].


    [1] Perhaps best demonstrated by the seminal Season 2 episode “Son of Stimpy”. The episode is basically about Stimpy farting and believing that he has given birth to a son, only to lose him until the two reunite at Christmas. Nickelodeon pushed for the episode and other “heartwarming” episodes to be made in return for allowing Spümcø to make more gross out and psychodrama episodes. Kricfalusi - frustrated at this - decided to make the premise of said “heartwarming” episode the most ridiculous thing he can think of (Stimpy not being able to find his flatulence). The comedy of the episode thus came from the absurdity of using the supposed emotionally manipulative filmmaking tactics (according to Kricfalusi) used in melodramatic films (i.e. E.T., Old Yeller) except on a premise with little real emotional substance.

    [2] This was basically the plan Kricfalusi and his crew had in mind when making “Ren Seeks Help” for Adult Party Cartoon IOTL. Basically, the first part would be an episode called “Life Sucks” - where Ren - angry at Stimpy being happy at life - tells him that life sucks, using examples such as the food chain and the Children’s Crusade as examples. The episode after “Ren Seeks Help” was called “The Big Switch” - in which after a huge argument - Ren and Stimpy would swap roles to see who is better at being an idiot or an asshole. While nothing besides the concept of “The Big Switch” (it was loosely adapted as the Games-era episode “Who’s Stupid Now”) saw the light of day, the animatic for “Life Sucks” resurfaced years later and can be found online.

    [3] Kricfalusi has gone on to say that the Adult Party Cartoon episodes suffered from slow pacing, so I don’t think it would be too hard to convince him on that front.

    [4] All of this is of course OTL. It even gets worse when Ren’s parents get Ren to put the frog out of its misery with a chainsaw. However, when his parents aren’t looking - Ren fakes his execution of the frog before throwing it away so that it can suffer more.

    [5] IOTL, Ren’s dad in “Ren Seeks Help” is depicted as a Catholic priest even though priests are supposed to be celibate. Here, I feel that it’s relatively realistic to convince Kricfalusi to instead base Ren’s father more on his own father.

    [6] IOTL’s closest equivalent to “The Big Switch” - “Who’s Stupid Now” - the episode was merely a fourth wall-breaking episode where after learning the show is being canceled soon, the two swap roles - much to Ren’s chagrin. In my opinion, it’s an alright episode - better than most of Season 4 and 5 - but I feel it could have been way better if they went into the full comedic potential of the two swapping roles. Here, with a 22-minute runtime and with a lot of the edge of the Spümcø team behind it - I have no doubt that it could be accomplished way better in “The Big Switch'' than in “Who’s Stupid Now”.

    [7] Admittedly, even during the Spümcø era, Camp’s episodes included some of the lesser episodes such as Season 1’s “The Littlest Giant” and Season 2’s “Monkey See, Monkey Don’t”.

    [8] IOTL, that part of “A Yard Too Far” merely consisted of Ren walking through the fence, getting mauled off screen, and Stimpy watching as he says “There’s no dog….. But there’s a baboon…”

    [9] Alright, now as for who voices them, well.... given the show's expanded budget - the voice cast is more diverse than just John Kricfalusi, Billy West, Harris Peet and Cheryl Chase. In this episode for example, the baboon is voiced by Maurice LaMarche, the living hand puppet is voiced by June Foray, and the puppet-baboon baby is voiced by Frank Welker.
     
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    News, Headlines and Articles: June 1993
  • Atari Delays Next Console, Showcases Non-Functional Mockup at Summer 1993 CES
    Excerpt from Electronic Gaming Monthly, 6 June 1993 [1]
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    Hopefully, it doesn't look like this


    Among the many showcases that have been present during this summer’s Consumer Electronics Show include what would have been a working prototype of an upcoming console - made by the fallen titan of the video game industry - Atari. Called the Atari Jaguar - this next-generation console was expected to leapfrog the competition with its touted "64-bit" architecture, a significant jump from the 16-bit systems dominating the market. However, attendees were met with a surprising turn of events as Atari unveiled a non-functional mockup instead of the anticipated working prototype.

    Atari's decision to delay the Jaguar's launch is seen as a direct response to the recent announcement of the SNES-CD partnership between Nintendo and Philips. This can clearly be seen in this prototype’s deviation from its originally planned medium of ROM cartridges to CDs. Such a move would make it easier for third-party developers to publish games on the Jaguar, potentially opening up a wider range of content and allowing for more complex and detailed games that could compete with the offerings of the SNES-CD.

    On the other hand, Atari's situation is further complicated by the financial and developmental hurdles that come with launching a new console. The video game industry is notorious for its high stakes and rapid evolution, and Atari's delay may give its competitors an edge. However, Atari insists that the extra time will allow them to fine-tune the Jaguar, ensuring that when it does hit the market, it will offer a gaming experience unparalleled by its rivals.

    Despite the setback, Atari's limited showcase at CES was not entirely without merit. The company provided detailed specs of the Jaguar's hardware, including its custom graphics and sound processors, and a versatile controller designed to cater to a wide range of video games. Furthermore, Atari teased a lineup of games in development…..

    Nintendo Punches Up with New Label Deal with Philips Interactive Media
    Excerpt from GamePro, 11 June 1993 [2]

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    For so long, Sega fans have told off Nintendo fans for their games and consoles being for the young and the young at heart - while Sega is the bad boy of the gaming world. But the tides are turning as Nintendo surprised gamers with the unexpected announcement that they’re taking their partnership with Philips - the ones that will be bringing us the Super Nintendo’s CD add-on this Christmas - to a whole nother level.

    It’s been a rough last year for Philips since their own console bombed because of their busted controllers and lame game library, but Nintendo is set to change that. Philips Interactive Media is getting a fresh new rebrand with Nintendo buying up half the brand to revamp the game division, ensuring that the issues that plagued Philips' previous console are a thing of the past. With Nintendo's reputation for quality and innovation now backing Philips, the stage is set for an impressive comeback.

    Philips Interactive Media, under Nintendo's guidance, is poised to launch a lineup of games that will cater to the tastes of older gamers, a demographic that has been somewhat neglected by Nintendo in the past. These games are expected to feature……..

    Ethiopia - Coalition Partner - To Hold Status Referendum in Eastern Somalia Administration Zone
    Excerpt from The New York Times, 18 June 1993 [3]

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    English recreation of initial ballot

    In a move that surprised and confused many political observers, Ethiopia - who has prominently participated in the efforts to occupy and rebuild war-torn Somalia - announced a territorial status referendum to be held in the sparsely-populated Eastern Somalia Administration Zone. This zone, which has long been a source of contention between Somalia and Ethiopia, encompasses a vast expanse of territory inhabited primarily by ethnic Somali communities. It has also been the site of numerous border clashes between Ethiopia and Somalia prior to the latter’s collapse of central authority in 1991.

    The United States under the Clinton administration has allowed the referendum to take place - under the condition that said referendum is monitored by the United Nations to be free and fair. This is despite Ethiopia’s historically poor human rights record towards its population - particularly among its ethnic Afar and Amhara groups. To geopolitical and human rights observers, their concern is not unwarranted - as evidenced by the strange referendum ballot released as a guide for the upcoming event.

    Unlike traditional referendum ballots, which typically present at least two clear options - Yes or No - the two answers are divided into 10 different rankings. 1 represents the least strong inclination towards the option, whereas 10 represents the strongest inclination towards the option. This has yielded questions such as…..

    U.S. Strikes Iraq for Plot to Kill Bush
    Excerpt from The Washington Post, 27 June 1993 [4]
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    U.S. Navy ships launched 23 Tomahawk missiles against the headquarters of the Iraqi Intelligence Service yesterday in what President Clinton said was a "firm and commensurate" response to Iraq's plan to assassinate former president George Bush in mid-April.

    The attack was meant to strike at the building where Iraqi officials had plotted against Bush, organized other unspecified terrorist actions and directed repressive internal security measures, senior U.S. officials said.

    Clinton, speaking in a televised address to the nation at 7:40 last night, said he ordered the attack to send three messages to the Iraqi leadership: "We will combat terrorism. We will deter aggression. We will protect our people."

    Clinton said he ordered the attack…..

    [1] Obviously the Jaguar went with cartridges IOTL. But whether the console’s use of CDs right out of the gate rather than as a shoddily built add-on will save it and Atari from commercial failure remains to be seen.

    [2] Basically, think of Philips Interactive Media to Nintendo as Touchstone Pictures (or 20th Century Studios IOTL modern day) was to Disney - a mature label used on products to avoid spoiling the main brand’s family friendly orientation.

    [3] Given Ethiopia’s loss of sea access with Eritrea becoming independent, one would be inclined to hear those concerns out.

    [4] OTL.
     
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    Meanwhile, In The Middle East…
  • I'm gonna leave this up to you guys' interpretation....

    A Storm Brews in Sudan
    Excerpt from Phase 3…2…1: An Overview of Islamic Fundamentalism From the Iranian Revolution to the Seven Days of Terror (2027)


    The “Rape of Somalia” - as referred to by the main critics of American foreign policy and those of the nascent al-Queda - and the failure of the bombing plot in New York City by Yousef, had left bin Laden enraged. His anger simmered beneath the surface, fueling his desire for revenge against the perceived injustices inflicted upon Muslim nations by Western powers. As he stewed in his rage, bin Laden found solace and support in the fertile grounds of Sudan, where he had established a base of operations following his expulsion from Saudi Arabia.[1]

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    The damage done
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    Within the country, a storm brewed not only in the desert skies but also within the clandestine corridors where bin Laden and his followers plotted their next move. To bin Laden, Somalia was the gateway that opened up the Holy Sites to the outside world - allowing the influence of Islam to spread. Yet, this occupation - which came merely three years after the stationing of American troops in Saudi Arabia during the First Persian Gulf War - convinced him that the Americans were inviting themselves into the Middle East by diplomacy or by destruction. Godless American capitalism - taking advantage of easy trade routes that linked the increasingly connected economy together - would then deliver the finishing, emasculating blow to Islamic society and way of life.[2]

    If Al-Qaeda’s goal was the eviction of American influence from the Middle East, it was increasingly clear that these results were desperately poor. Bin Laden and his associates needed a hook to ordinary Muslims - one that would galvanize those to their cause and give them the resources necessary for their next plan of action. Simply sending the Americans running with their tails between their legs was not going to cut it anymore - they wanted something that would strike inspiration. In the dimly lit rooms of their base operations, bin Laden and his inner circle - which included the likes of WTC bombing architect Ramzi Yousef and his uncle, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed - would spend restless nights meticulously researching and reviewing Western society and way of life in order to exploit any perceived cracks in the American Empire. It was in their heavy research that the group were able to identify the three Achilles’ heels of Western imperialism. Three weak spots that if stressed enough, would bring the entire house down and al-Qaeda to victory.[3]

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    Ramzi Yousef and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

    The first was the Roman Catholic Church - as commanded by Pope John Paul II. The Catholic Church was the cradle of Western civilization - and the prime engine of the West’s imperial conquests during Islam’s prime years. Yet even in these “godless” times, the Church under John Paul II had paved the way for the rebellions in Eastern Europe that brought down the Soviet Union - and thus securing the United States’ total domination of the world. Targeting this pillar of Western society would thus compromise and fracture the West’s cultural backbone.

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    The second was the so-called World Wide Web - a seemingly innocuous tool of communication over interconnected computer networks. Yet this early forerunner of the modern-day GlobaLink was a free-for-all jungle of ideas - nigh completely unfettered by restrictions placed upon by government regulations - and therefore, a secret line of communication that could be exploited by those with the cunning to do so. Al-Qaeda recognized the potential of harnessing the proto-GlobaLink's power to coordinate large-scale crippling terrorist attacks from miles and miles away.

    Basically, what another world thinks of as this

    Lastly, yet most importantly, was the proliferation of international air travel - and the occasional, unfortunate accident that kills hundreds - unintentionally or intentionally. The early 1990s has been considered a transitional period for commercial air travel. This period - following the deregulation of the 1970s/80s and the fall of communism opening up new air routes - yet predating the rise of the ultra-efficient “Super Cruisers” of the late 2000s/early 2010s - involved an industry of contradiction and transition. Long-range and transpacific flights continued the widebody - or “jumbo jet” - trend established by the Boeing 747 in the early 1970s - with aircraft such as the Boeing 747-400 and Airbus A340 serving multiple stop flights from Asia to Europe and North America and vice versa. Yet, the early 1990s also continued a trend established in the early 1980s - the use of more compact, twin-engined airliners such as the Airbus A300, Boeing 767, and Boeing 757 to operate point-to-point flights over transatlantic and transcontinental routes, dramatically saving jet fuel and allowing greater nonstop travel. Yet unlike mere car bombs or suicide bombers, al-Qaeda had realized the destructive power of airliners if weaponized. They knew of the mere accidents that occurred in Tenerife in 1977 and Japan in 1985. They knew of the infamous hijacking incidents of Entebbe and D.B. Cooper. Most shocking of all, they even knew of the bizarre instances of planes flying into buildings - such as the 1945 crash of a B-25 into the Empire State Building, or the little-known near-miss incident of an Argentine jet towards the World Trade Center in 1981. Terrorist destruction was also not entirely unheard of - given the high profile bombings of Air India Flight 182 or Pan Am Flight 103 - even if the former was perpetuated by Sikh extremists and the latter by secular Libyans.[4]

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    Before and after

    It was on the topic of Libya that the group received further inspiration. While the group had little love for secular pan-Arabism and its offshoots - its cowardice and spinelessness having exposed itself in both the Yom Kippur War and the Camp David Accords - there was one redeeming factor of its stench. Namely, it was its desire for unity amongst Arab nations - and a desire to rebuild a strong Islamic world. Bin Laden and his ilk would thus take a page from the shattered dreams of pan-Arabism, and intensify them to appeal to a new generation of Islamic thought. No longer would the Islamic world be shoved around by outside powers - from the now-disintegrated Ottoman and British Empires, to the fallen Soviet Union, to the current American hegemony.

    And so it was. In July 1993, Bin Laden would officially issue a fatwā - which not only declared war on the United States and United Nations, but also called for the entire Muslim world - from Morocco to Mindanao - to the lone militant fighter to the armed dogmatic cells - to unite and rise up against what he proclaimed as the “Last Trinity of Zionism”. The core components of which consisted chiefly of the United States, the United Nations, and Israel. The greatest sins of this so-called “Trinity of Zionism” - the grievances of all Muslims - included the following:
    1. The existence of Israel and its support by the United States. Israel is considered a vassal state for the occupation of the Holy Land by the Trinity.
    2. The presence of American military troops in Saudi Arabia - the seat of the Holy Sites of Islam - and its traitorous alliance with the Trinity. This was cemented with the outbreak of the First Persian Gulf War - where the Trinity’s influence upon the holy sites was dramatically expanded.
    3. The endless, unremitting destruction and subversion of Islamic society wherever it exists. The tragedies of the plundering of Arabian oil to fuel the Trinity’s power, the mauling of Lebanon, the strangulation and suffocation of Iraq, and now the Rape of Somalia are seen as unforgivable acts that underscore the Trinity's contempt for Islamic societies.
    The goal - unambiguously outlined within the fatwā - was nothing less than the complete destruction of the economic and military power of the United States - bringing the United Nations and Israel down with it. Out of the ashes - one, strong, unified and holy Islamic army would ride out from the deserts and the mountains - destroying everything and everyone that stood in their path like the Mongol enemies centuries earlier. A new Islamic Caliphate would crystallize and span from Istanbul to Jakarta, and from the Atlantic through the Indian and to the Pacific. The entire vision was a reboot of the Islamic Golden Ages after centuries of stagnation - there would be no outside subversion, no internal division, and the entire Muslim world would stand on its own two feet without any contact from its enemies.[5]

    While many outside the Muslim world would dismiss Bin Laden’s fatwā as a fringe declaration not supported by much of the population, the declaration - which was released around the time of an unpopular American foreign policy decision - was observed by some as having resonated with a not-insignificant number of Muslims. Consequently, al-Qaeda's decentralized cells saw an abnormal swelling in their ranks - often drawn to Bin Laden’s promise of a new Caliphate capable of determining its own destiny. In addition, the publicity brought by the fatwā greatly increased the number of wealthy patrons - primarily those from Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates - willing to finance the organization’s operations. These funds would be funneled to the organization via compounded layers of money laundering - often to the organization’s Manila cell, where Yousef and Mohammed would base themselves out of for the next two years.[6]

    Al-Qaeda - now flush with new recruits and critical liquid funds - finally had the means of which to execute Mohammed and Yousef’s new plot. Bin Laden himself would give the final sign-off on the plot in September 1993. All the while, the West would remain blissfully unaware of the danger presented by the organization.

    [1] From 1992 until 1996, al-Qaeda was based in Sudan - after Osama Bin Laden was expelled from Saudi Arabia for his relentless criticism of the Saudi government for….

    [2] ….basing American troops in the country during the Persian Gulf War. When this happened, Bin Laden heavily denounced the move as a “Crusader attack against Islam”. Most importantly, the move was a critical stepping stone to the group eventually committing the September 11 attacks a decade later.

    [3] IOTL, while Yousef did indeed perpetrate the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed only started truly working with al-Qaeda in 1996 and was mainly independent beforehand. Here, the Somalia occupation forces the organization to regroup and rethink their strategy.

    [4] Alright, let’s Keep It Simple, Stupid. So basically planes like the 747 and A340 (mainly for Euro airlines) were used on these routes since they had incredibly long range pre-777/787/A350. The twinjets actually came about as early as 1972 with the A300, but it was only in 1985 - with ETOPS coming - that they became economically viable.

    [5] IOTL, Bin Laden’s two fatāwā were issued in 1996 and 1998 respectively. For obvious reasons, a variation of OTL’s fatāwā is released earlier. And while the whole “Islamic Caliphate” feels more in line with OTL’s ISIS - I want to stress that said “Caliphate” rhetoric is simply the OTL goal of kicking the Americans out of the Middle East, cranked up to eleven. And yes, much of the grievances towards American foreign policy in the Middle East are still there - such as support of Israel, military presence in Saudi Arabia, and sanctions against Iraq/other mistreatment of Muslim nations.

    [6] Al-Qaeda had a cell located in Manila, The Philippines as a result of the Moro conflict.
     
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    Well everyone, looks like I’ve won the Turtledove Award for Best Pop Culture Timeline. This calls for a celebration!!!!


    Thank you all so much for the time and attention - especially help - you've given me - I really appreciate it a lot! And that's not even speaking of some of the other great TLs I've seen get nominated for the award, such as @QTXAdsy 's The Fingerprints of Epstein, @Tacomaster 's Merrily We Roll Along, and @Jay_Maxu 's Ease on Down the Road. Any doubt in my mind about me completing the TL or starting over are basically gone now, so this TL is here to stay - and it will continue to receive updates thanks to the recognition I have received.

    With that out of the way, I have a couple of things to share with y'all moving forward. First, as you can clearly tell by my last update - the butterflies that have flapped their wings since "Yodelin' Yaks" aired are now starting to have some serious ramifications. After this point, you will start to see these butterflies start to show later this year - as movies, shows, and even video games will all start to show noticable differences compared to OTL. This is something I have yet to fully address, because I have my own personal thoughts on the butterfly effect and how it relates to both "normal" TLs and "pop culture" TLs. In the meantime, my next updates will start showing more media outside of our main subjects to show how things are changing with regards to the huge success of both Ren & Stimpy and Nirvana. These will include fictional pieces of what we call clickbait "Top 10" or "Retrospective" articles, alternate movie reviews, alternate YouTube videos, and more standalone updates like my last one.

    Speaking of which, I have the outlines written and planned out for the next seven chapters, and they will come out sometime in March or early April at latest. These should bring us up to January 1994. Speaking in the medium term, I should say that once we get to January 1995 sometime around May - I will take a rather long break to recharge my creative energies and look more into potential ideas and divergences that could effect things down the road as we inch further and further to the year 2000. I expect the next wave of updates - which I will upload consistently since they will be pre-written - will appear sometime around September.

    And again, these are all a general idea of when they come out, since due to IRL obligations like school, writer's block, and just plain procrastination - I'm not really able to establish a consistent update schedule without seeing my writing quality dip or losing track of my studies. Things should hopefully get better once I return to updating the TL this fall.

    With that all said and done, thank you guys once again for the support - and I hope you guys stay tuned for the next wave of updates coming soon!!!
     
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